This week’s prompt at the Grammar Ghoul Press Shapeshifting 13 Writing Challenge is the word, “Nail-biter.”
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“Bubba-Jean?”
“Wut.”
“I gotta know fer sher. Izzat my baby yer carryin’, or izzit that dadgum Billy-Bob’s?
“Ain’t neither, Nimrod.”
“Wut are you sayin’?
“It’s my baby, Stoopid!”
Ergo, the Ogre 
Tell it like it is