The weekend writing prompt is “headline.”
Exactly 55 words.
The headline of The East Podunk Enquirer read, “Crash Test Dummy Found in Stolen Cadillac.” The residents of the tiny hamlet were uneasy: it was the fifth incident this month.
“It’s a dadgum crimewave is what it is.”
“Well, heck yeah! I knew that’d happen if they taught those crash test dummies how to drive!”
Ergo, the Ogre 
Tell it like it is