Ergo, the Ogre

It’s time for Fibbing Friday again, from the amazing pensitivity 101 blog. Below are the ten questions we are to answer.

1. Who invented Elf on the Shelf? 

The same guy who invented pet rocks and Clackers.

2.  Have you been naughty or nice? 

Depends on who you ask.

3.  Who or what is The Beast from the East? 

My sister-in-law is the Beast from the East.

4.  Who was Santa’s Little Helper? 

Herve Villechaize, who played Tattoo on Fantasy Island.

5.  What is a Yule log? 

A Yule Log is what happens after too much egg nog and marzipan.

6.  What is marzipan?

It’s one of the five major food groups on Mars.

7.  What is Egg Nog?

Egg nog is that slimy, white string-like thing that’s on some raw egg yolks

8.  Why is there a fairy on the top of the Christmas Tree (be polite!) 

A fairy looks better than a monkey and can stay still longer.

9.  What are baubles? 

When you go fishing you attach a bauble to your fishing line to tell you when a fish takes the bait.

10. What is a tree skirt?

Tree skirts are worn by exceptionally modest Christmas trees. Usually females, but some males wear them.