Ergo, the Ogre

It’s Fibbing Friday again! Di has come up with some interesting questions that we can fib about. Click here to join in!

• 1. Lev Davidovich Bronstein is better known as?
• That nice Jewish boy from the old neighborhood.
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  2. Sopranissimo is the highest pitched version of which reed instrument?
• Tony Soprano’s water pipe.
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  3. What is the capital of Azerbaijan?
• A
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  4. Do forest fires move more quickly uphill or downhill?
• I believe it depends on which way the wind is blowing. Also, if a butterfly that is thousands of miles away flicks his/her wings, it can change life as we know it. Who knows? Maybe it would put out the fire.
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  5. On average, how many eggs does a peacock lay?
• I think it depends on whether the peacock in question is a boy or a girl. If it’s a boy, zero. If it’s a girl, one. Baby peacocks act like wild toddlers right out of the chute. If there’s more than one, it would be impossible for their mother to take care of them.
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  6. What is your favorite way to prepare hot dogs?
• I like to put them on a stick and freeze them. Then, eat it like a popsicle.
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  7. They just cancelled your favorite TV show – what do you do?
• Call 911. If they can’t fix it, then I’ll shoot the TV. That’ll show ’em!
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  8. You find a treasure map – what is the treasure?
• A pregnant peacock and a case of hotdogs! Yay!
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  9. They are making a movie of your life – what is the biggest whopper they invent?
• That I am a gifted mathematician who does abstract algebra for fun.
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  10. What did you find in the unopened can of mixed nuts?
• The can wasn’t open so I can only imagine. Perhaps Jimmy Hoffa?