Here we have an example of what can happen when children and ‘daredevil’ adults tease a minotaur. The Minotaur is known for his ability to squeeze into small places, indoor or out. In the picture below he has followed a group of children into the labyrinth.
It makes one wonder what these kids did to aggravate the minotaur to such a degree, no?
Well, these young geniuses thought the thing to do was paint “Kiss Me, I’m Greek” in white letters on the Minotaur’s backside while he was sleeping. Of course, the Minotaur woke up in the middle of everything and lost his mind. He chased these kids through the pasture, two neighborhood and now finally into the labyrinth.
The Minotaur’s shadow is quite large, indicating that he is not far behind the kids and could easily overtake them. But he doesn’t. It seems he is just trying to teach them a lesson — one that could save their lives in the future.
Still, it is probably a good the Minotaur can neither read nor see his back side. Otherwise, this story could have had a very different ending.
aka, The Abject Muse 
Tell it like it is