It’s fibbing time again! Di came up with some great questions this week.
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1. What is a Lover’s Knot?
It’s when you take your infatuation seriously, allow lust to go to your head, and wind up in a marriage you can’t get out of.
2. Where is the Milky Way?
Aisle #4, next to Three Musketeers.
3. What is a belly flop?
It’s when a woman’s girdle just can’t take the pressure anymore and her belly flops out.
4. Why do they say ‘Break a leg’ before a performer goes on stage?
Sour grapes. They are jealous of the performer.
5. What is a goof ball?
6. What is two for his heels and one for his nob? (Remember: FAMILY FRIENDLY!!!!!)
A drinking game at a bachelor party.
7. Why should every woman have an LBD?
So she can be like every other woman.
8. What is an Updo?
It’s a bouffant hairdo. See below.
9. What do pearl, silverskin and button have in common?
They are all words.
10. Why does the rain in Spain stay mainly in the plain?
It has to do with the barometric pressure and the price of rice in Andalusia.
Ergo, the Ogre 
Tell it like it is