It’s Fibbing Friday again! Thank you, Di, of Pensivity101 fame for these awesome questions!
Questions are below.
1. Who sang “Is This a Kind of Magic?”
Monica Lewinsky
2. Who sang “Somebody’s Watching Me?”
A television.
3. Why do we blow out birthday candles?
To circumvent wildfires
4. Why do we associate red and green with Christmas?
Because Santa’s suit is red and Christmas trees are green.
5. What do Little Elves supposedly cause?
More little elves.
6. Why do some people hold their breath when passing near a cemetery?
In case a corpse has a fart or two left in ’em.
7. Why is finding a penny considered good luck?
Because if you find a penny you have one more cent than you did before. That’s good!
8. Why should we not rock an empty rocking chair?
Because it is pointless and looks stupid.
9. Why do people hang Dreamcatchers?
Because shootin’s too good for ’em!
10. Why is flipping a loaf of bread unlucky in France?
People in France do not condone playing with food.
aka, The Abject Muse 
Tell it like it is