Author: Ergo, the Ogre

  • Mornings

    SusanWritesPrecise/ Susan marie Shuman

    It’s the Sunday Whirl! Below are the words we are to use in our story or poem.

     

     

    Inga lay in the top bunk watching droplets of rain form and merge into rivulets on the bedroom window. Occasionally she heard a roll of thunder over her younger sister’s snoring, but the magical ping of rain on the roof was lost to her — no matter how hard she listened.  For a nine-year-old, Olga could really saw some logs.

    Inga glanced at the clock and reluctantly climbed out of bed. It was her turn to get breakfast. Cooking for seven was a task for a 12-year-old, but that’s the way it was in this new family. She knew she shouldn’t complain; Inga & Olga were damned lucky to have been adopted together. Since their parents had been incarcerated (drugs, again) two years ago, they’d been through more foster homes than Inga cared to count.

    Downstairs, the house was still and silent. No one would ever guess six other people lived there. Inga enjoyed the quiet for a few moments before starting the family’s usual Sunday morning pancake breakfast. In her daydream, she remembered the string of events that landed she and her sister here, with a new family.

    It was early, early morning and still dark out. The first thing that happened was the family dog, a pit bull erroneously named Fluffy, had been shot when he attacked a member of the SWAT team. Inga and her sister had been afraid of Fluffy; he’d bitten Olga twice, and threatened everyone but their parents with his growling, his angry drooling, and barred teeth. Inga always thought there was something wrong with Fluffy, like maybe he was retarded or something.

    Could dogs be retarded? Inga mused.

    Next, there was the rude bang of the cops kicking-in the door and the sound of heavy footsteps throughout the house and into the parents’ bedroom. Much yelling and screaming ensued. How they knew the layout of the house was a mystery. Then, a lady cop came in the girls’ room and tried to keep them calm. She was nice, Inga recalled. She introduced herself and told them everything would be okay. Olga was crying a little, but eventually stopped as the lady read them a couple of stories. She also gave the girls a stuffed animal each, which they still had.

    Then, she heard a rumble of footsteps going down the stairs into the stinky basement where she and Olga were never allowed to go. It turned out that’s where something called a ‘meth lab’ was kept. At first, Inga thought it might be like the math lab at school, but no. It wasn’t at all. After that things got fuzzy and their lives had changed forever.

    A shriek of lightning lit up the sky, frightening Inga out of her reverie. It also reminded her to start breakfast.

    After mixing the pancake batter, she set the table with cheerful-looking Fiestaware plates. The color was called peacock, according to her new mom, and Inga thought it was the prettiest color ever.

    Inga thought surely the smell of the pancakes cooking and all the noise she accidentally made would have awakened the rest of the family. Usually they were all downstairs by now. Maybe they were all sleeping-in on this rainy, sleepy morning.

    “Inga?” Olga yelled in a panicked voice. “Inga! Are you here?”

    “In the kitchen!” Inga yelled back, feeling a sense of foreboding. Of course, I’m here…where else would I be?

    “They’re gone!” Olga announced as she ran to her sister. “They’re all gone!” She had the stuffed animal from the lady cop in a vice grip.

    What’s gone?

    “Nobody’s here. Even their stuff is gone!”

    It was then that Inga noticed an envelope on the far kitchen counter. It was halfway under the microwave. She ripped it open and read it aloud:

    Dear Inga and Olga,

    We’re very sorry but—

    Inga was interrupted by the loud bang of the SWAT team kicking in the front door.

     

    SusanWritesPrecise/ Susan Marie Shuman
    peacock blue fiestaware

     

  • To be Us

    It’s Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie’s Lucky Dip! Today our writing prompt is the Oddquain — a short, usually unrhymed poem consisting of seventeen syllables distributed 1, 3, 5, 7, 1 in five lines, developed by Glenda L. Hand.


    You

    and I were

    never meant to be

    but we happened anyway.

    Fate.

    Hearts

    like ours have

    their own agenda:

    they want you and me to be

    Us.

     

    The Three Fates’ by Paul Thumann: Clotho-Lachesis-and-Atropos

     

     

     

     

  • The Gun

    It is First Line Friday over at Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie. Our writing prompt for this week is “Take the gun.”


    “Take the gun,” Gary whispered.

    Melanie stifled a giggle. “And leave the cannoli?”

    “Oh, for God’s sake!” Gary flung the script to the floor. “Will you please be serious for once?”

    “I couldn’t help it!” Melanie laughed. “As soon as you said ‘take the gun,’ that one scene from The Godfather came to mind. You know the one where —”

    “Whatever, Melanie,” Gary interrupted. This part in Mason’s play could be my big break. Don’t you get that?”

    Melanie walked over and put her arm around Gary. “Yes, I get that,” she said quietly. “I’m sorry for joking around.”

    Gary smiled at her and sighed. “It’s okay. Sorry I yelled.”

    Melanie shrugged. “Let’s give it another shot.”

    “Yeah.” Gary picked his script up from the floor. “Let me get into character.”

    After a few deep breaths, he began.

    “Take the gu —.”

    “No! Gary!” Melanie rushed to where Gary lay dead on the floor. “Oh, my God!”

    The  bullet left a small hole in the living room window.

     

     

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  • After All

    Here’s what’s going on today over at the Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie:

    This week consider the notion of Eulogy as a task to write about.

    It could be your own, a friend, a parent, a child or you may like to write a story in which a eulogy features.


    Susan lived a long, long life. Too long for her taste, judging from this eulogy she left for someone, anyone, to find. I’ve decided to paraphrase rather than read the entire tome. It’s not like we have all day.

    {Ahem}

    Susan made a lot of mistakes over the years, oftentimes the same ones more than once. They say  someone who repeats the same action over and over, but expects a different outcome is crazy. Susan wasn’t crazy. Rather, she was merely forgetful. And stubborn.

    Sometimes, it was just that she wanted a thing too much.

    That said, she had many regrets. One the biggest was that she never had children. This was due, in part, to fear — the fear of single-parenting. Sadly, she never met anyone she trusted enough with whom to have children. Another reason was pure selfishness.

    Another regret was the countless people she’d hurt along the way.  She felt a tremendous amount of guilt for causing pain for so many, and wished she’d done things differently. Susan acknowledged that she thought with her heart rather than her head, and that no good had ever come of it.

    Susan Marie Shuman was the author of four short story collections: Gutter Ball, Eddie’s Underwear, Humannequin, and Bad Meringue, as well as a memoir, Belles Lettres to My Damn Self. It was the memoir that put her infamously on the map. She’d always known it would because it had taken years to write and every word ripped her guts out. Susan felt it important to publish the memoir, though, as a warning to others not to live their lives as she had lived hers. It was the least she could do.

    Susan spent her life in relentless pursuit of fun and adventure. Suffice it to say that she had plenty of both.

    She’d made a list of her adventures and misadventures, but there aren’t enough hours in this day (or any other day) for me to go into detaail. Besides, none of us here today knew her personally. 

    Susan stated that she counted on seeing all of her friends and family members on the other side. This hope is what got her through her life. She goes on to write that if in fact, seeing her predeceased loved ones was not an option, she was going to be really, really pissed.

    Finally, Susan left her vast estate to various animal rights organizations and shelters. If you don’t like it, she wrote, you can kiss her wrinkled-up, dead ass.

    And that about wraps it up.

     

     

    Susan Marie Shuman

  • Hearts of Summer

    Today at Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie, we have Heeding Haiku with Chèvrefeuille. This week’s prompt is Summer Love.


     

    Hearts of summer fall

    quickly; forgetting seasons

    are temporary.

     

     

    shooting star over Pretoria