“Noah, this boat of yours is dreck!”
“It’s an ark, Na’amah. An ark.”
“Ark, Schmark!”
“Go check on the animals, will ya?”
“They’re drenched. Nu?”
“So, what can I do?”
“How about plugging the leaks?”
“Do I look like an ark-hole plugger to you?”
Author: Ergo, the Ogre
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The Chef
Thiss week’s prompt at Grammar Ghoul Press‘ Shapeshifting 13 Challenge is to create a piece of fiction in 26 words, inspired by the image below.
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Admittedly, he’d been distracted by the growling bear,
but he’d only turned his back for a moment.
No matter!
The hot dogs were burnt beyond recognition.
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Wanted: Lawnmower
The lawn was weedy and overgrown. It had been that way for months, maybe longer.
Who gives a fuck about the grass?
It had happened again. She walked right into another friendship/relationship trap. Eyes wide open and common sense on hiatus.
Fraught with peril as it was, with no chance of going anywhere.
Am I stupid?
Yep!
Again, and again and again, it’s the same. People don’t change no matter who they are. All they’re after is an ego boost, apparently. It gets their silly little rocks off.
It’s the old Come here, Go away game.
Then they claim to care so much.
Stinking hypocrites.
Lousy bastards.
Every last one of them.
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The Match
This week’s writing prompt at Grammar Ghoul Press is the image below, I Think I’ve Done Something Stupid, by Alastair Magnaldo.
“YIKES!”
“I toldja not to light-up after eatin’ beans with hard boiled eggs…”
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