Author: Ergo, the Ogre

  • Dead Dolly

    Dead Dolly

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    Until the day I die, I’ll never forget their glassy, unblinking eyes.

    You know, I’d made that dead dollywhat you all call a Voodoo Doll — myself.  Mamaw taught me how  when I was a kid back in Bayou Lafourche.  She said that since we were direct descendants of Marie Laveau, it was our legacy.  My mama died giving birth to me, so Mamaw was the only one left to teach me.

    Ma chère petite-fille, you have to know,” she said.

    Shoot, Mamaw didn’t have to twist my arm! Even then, I realized its importance.

    Daddy flipped when he found out. Pooyie, it was bad!

    That’s when we moved up to Gentilly and I never did see Mamaw again.

    Sonovabitch, I  still miss her.

    It was damn lucky for all of us (most some of us okay, me) that there’d been enough time for her to teach me before I had to go.

    Anyway, Daddy got remarried to a snotty broad who claimed to be related to some artiste named Albrecht Drürer, which caused my life to go straight to hell. Wouldn’t you just know that Daddy and my ol’ bitch-faced stepmom started having kids of their own — little blonde brats with washed-out blue eyes and freckles.

    Clearly, I was the odd girl out. To Daddy, I was just an unpleasant reminder of a past best forgotten.

    Guess that meant he wanted to forget Mama, too.

    Well, I’ll tell ya right now that ain’t happenin’.

     So…I made the dead dolly.

    Last Saturday I followed Daddy to the barber shop. I waited across the street in my car until I saw him come back out.

    Then, I beat it in there before anybody had a chance to sweep up his hair.

    I will have you know, that, the hound-dog  barber made me give it up before he’d let me have a lock of Daddy’s hair off his floor.

    Don’t you worry, he’ll get his.

    Just like the rest of ’em done did —

    them & their glassy, unblinking eyes.

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  • Song Lyric Sunday | 01/12/25

    Song Lyric Sunday | 01/12/25

    It’s time for Song Lyric Sunday again. This week Jim has asked us to choose a song that includes the word “work” or “hard”. I decided on Hard to Love, by Lee Brice.

    The lyrics to Lee Brice‘s new single (2012) and title track to his latest album, ‘Hard to Love,’ were penned by talented songwriters Ben Glover, Billy Montana and John Ozier. The three writers crafted the tune in Rosemary Beach, FL, a place where, for some reason, their creative minds always seem to be in overdrive.

    “We’ve written a ton of songs that have gotten cut there, so there must be some sort of magic down there!” Glover tells Taste of Country with a laugh. “Basically, we all got to talking about being dudes. Billy has been married a long time, and I’ve been married for 10 years. We were both talking about how we are not great husbands some of the times [laughs]! We thought we’d write a classic song about dudes saying, ‘You know I’m kind of a pain in the ass.’ We said, ‘Let’s just talk about ourselves in the song … that should be easy!’”

    “We literally wrote it in two and a half hours,” recalls Glover. “We just said, ‘What are we? I’m insensitive and I say stupid things.’ People always write songs about guys apologizing, so this one we wrote saying how it is.”

    The Lyrics

    I am insensitive, I have a tendency
    To pay more attention to the things that I need
    Sometimes I drink too much
    Sometimes I test your trust
    Sometimes I don't why you stay with me

    I'm hard to love, hard to love, oh, I don't make it easy
    And, I couldn't do it if I stood where you stood
    I'm hard to love, hard to love, and you say that you need me
    I don't deserve it, but I love that you love me good
    Mmm, yeah

    I am a short fuse
    I am a wreckin' ball, crashin' into your heart like I do
    You're like a Sunday mornin'
    Full of grace and full of Jesus
    I wish that I could be more like you

    I'm hard to love, hard to love, oh, I don't make it easy
    'And I couldn't do it if I stood where you stood
    I'm hard to love, hard to love, and you say that you need me
    I don't deserve it, but I love that you love me good
    Love me good

    Girl, you've given me a million-second chances
    And I don't ever wanna take you for granted
    I'm just a man, I'm just a man
    Hard to love, hard to love, oh, I don't make it easy

    And I couldn't do it If I stood where you stood
    I'm hard to love, hard to love, and you say that you need me
    I don't deserve it, but I love that you love me

    (Hard to love, hard to love)
    I don't make it easy
    I couldn't do it if I stood where you stood
    I'm hard to love, hard to love, and you say that you need me

    I don't deserve it, but I love that you love me good (hard to love, hard to love)
    You love me good (hard to love, hard to love)
    You love me good


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  • Fandango’s Flashback Friday | 1/10/2025

    Fandango’s Flashback Friday | 1/10/2025

    Wouldn’t you like to expose your newer readers to some of your earlier posts that they might never have seen? Or remind your long term subscribers of posts that they might not remember? Each Friday I will publish a post I wrote on this exact date in a previous year.

    How about it? Why don’t you reach back into your own archives and highlight a post that you wrote on this very date in a previous year? You can repost your Flashback Friday post on your blog and pingback to this post. Or you can just write a comment below with a link to the post you selected.

    Below is an edited excerpt of Piers Morgan’s interview with Oprah Winfrey on January 17, 2011.

    I wrote this in January of 2017, I think.


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  • Fibbing Friday 1/10/2025

    Fibbing Friday 1/10/2025

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  • Labels

    Labels

    “You may kiss the bride.”

    Gwendolyn closed her eyes and waited for a gentle peck on the lips.

    Instead, two white-hot railroad spikes pierced her neck.

    She should’ve read the label:  Garlic paste may be substituted for fresh garlic—

    in recipes only.