Author: Ergo, the Ogre

  • Shapeshifter

    Shapeshifter

    So sweetly, your gentle

    love wound its way

    around my heart

    like delicate passionflower tendrils.

    O, but soon it transformed

    into a strangling kudzu vine:

    clinging, binding, suffocating,

    and finally withering

    my almost-beating heart —

    leaving a silent screaming wound.

    You and your

    vicious love.

    SusanWritesPrecise
    Susan M Shuman

  • Room For Rent

    Room For Rent

    SusanWritesPrecise
  • Bobby and Beyond

    Bobby and Beyond

    This week on Song Lyric Sunday (SLS) Jim has asked us to find a song that features nautical terms, words connected with ships, sailing, sailors, maritime or navigation.

    I’ve chosen “Beyond the Sea” by Bobby Darin.

    According to Wikipedia, “Beyond the Sea” is the English-language version of the French song “La Mer” by Charles Trenet, popularized by Bobby Darin in 1959. While the French original was an ode to the sea, Jack Lawrence – who composed the English lyrics – turned it into a love song.

    The Lyrics

    Somewhere beyond the sea
    Somewhere waiting for me
    My lover stands on golden sands
    And watches the ships that go sailing

    Somewhere beyond the sea
    She’s there watching for me
    If I could fly like birds on high
    Then straight to her arms, I’d go sailing

    It’s far beyond a star
    It’s near beyond the moon
    I know beyond a doubt
    My heart will lead me there soon

    We’ll meet beyond the shore
    We’ll kiss just as before
    Happy we’ll be beyond the sea
    And never again, I’ll go sailing

    I know beyond a doubt
    My heart will lead me there soon

    We’ll meet, I know we’ll meet beyond the shore
    We’ll kiss just as before
    Happy we’ll be beyond the sea
    And never again, I’ll go sailing

    No more sailing
    So long, sailing
    Bye-bye, sailing
    Goodbye, Captain

    Songwriters: Jack Lawrence, Charles Trenet, Albert Lasry.

    The Meaning

    Beyond the Sea, originally titled La Mer, is a timeless song that was originally written in French by Charles Trenet in 1946. Bobby Darin, an American singer, songwriter, and actor, then adapted and popularized the song in English in 1959. Beyond the Sea has since become one of Darin’s signature songs, known for its cheerful melody and romantic lyrics. However, beneath its seemingly light-hearted surface, this beloved tune holds a deeper meaning that resonates with listeners across generations.

    The song, rooted in love, speaks of a yearning for a distant lover. This lover isn’t just a person but a symbol of dreams and aspirations. Darin’s words vividly depict a love that transcends physical boundaries, nestled somewhere beyond the vast ocean. He expresses a deep certainty and hope that one day, he will reunite with his one true love. Bobby Darin’s aural voyage is not merely about traversing the ocean’s expanse. It is about the heart’s unwavering belief in the power of love to overcome any barrier, any distance. It embodies the romantic ideal of destiny pulling two souls together, regardless of the space between them.

    About Bobby

    LOS ANGELES (UPI) Bobby Darin, the brash ambitious teen idol of the 1950s and 1960s who sang “Mack the Knife” and “Splish-Splash” and married Sandra Dee, died today after his second open heart operation He was 37. “He never really came around after the operation,” a spokesman said. “He was just too weak to recover.”

    The Video

  • Twisted Fate

    Twisted Fate


    SusanWritesPrecise/Susan Marie Shuman
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  • Art Appreciation

    Art Appreciation

    It was the first thing she saw each morning when she woke up, and the last thing she saw before falling asleep. It bungled her dreams and ruined her days.

    For as far back as Tammy could remember it had hung there, taking up almost the entire wall. The monstrosity was an eyesore; a waste of valuable space where Barry Manilow and Led Zeppelin posters should have been proudly displayed.

    She’d begged them to let her take it down, but her farty old grandparents wouldn’t budge.

    “No, dear. It would be disrespectful,” they’d said.

    She hated that portrait; the way it mocked her, sat in haughty disapproval of the few friends she had, dismissed her half-assed efforts at self-improvement. It seemed to know she would never measure-up and made fun of her for trying.

    She could tell by the way the portrait rolled its sultry green eyes when Tammy glanced its way, hoping for parental approval.

    Yes, the portrait was of her mother who had died giving birth to Tammy–another reason for it to hate her. Eventually, she quit trying and accepted herself as she was. Not everyone was cut out to be a svelte, heart-stopping-ly gorgeous and über-talented artiste like ol’ Mommy Queerest up there.

    I mean, seriously! Could Tammy help that she was:

    a) addicted to Oreos with Double Stuff

    b) able and more than willing to devour a party-size Domino’s Ultimate Deep-Dish Extravaganza pizza with double cheese in one sitting, and

    c) accustomed to slamming three (okay, four) packages of Twinkies for breakfast‽

    Tammy had had enough of the whole thing.  It was time to level the playing field.

    One dreary afternoon after Horseshoe Pitching 101 let out, Tammy trundled to the college bookstore to purchase supplies for her playing-field-leveling toolkit. The bill for the four items came to less than she’d anticipated, which left the door wide open for a celebratory bag of Oreos.

    Later, as she munched the last hunk of cheese-stuffed pizza crust, she took Magic Marker in greasy hand and considered the options:

    Would Mom prefer purple-rimmed kitty-cat glasses, or the John Lennon bottle-cap style? 

    Then there was the moustache: red, waxy handlebar, or a black & bushy Stalin-esque cookie duster…

    Oooh! How about an indigo tattoo on one of those over-sized paws that she calls hands?  

    Tamara de Lempicka