“Yep-eroo,” Joey sighed. “Ain’t nobody can bust a tire faster’n him…”
“Uh-huh. Change his mind slicker’n snot, too!”
“You betcha. Reckon that’s why folks called ’m Quicksilver.”
“Hee-hee! First he’s buyin’ the garage; next he’s lookin’ at new houses, then he’s off to Tahiti with th’ cashier.”
“He’ll be back.” Gus’s wife interjected, overhearing their conversation. “Once little Miss Cha-Ching discovers he don’t change his drawers near as often as he changes his mind.”
It’s Fibbin’ Friday!, where everyone is encouraged to tell fibs…
How to:Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as you evade the truth.
1. What is the difference between a gooseberry and a grape?
Gooseberries have feathers and grapes are naked. 2. What is meant by skid row?
3. Why do elephants have big ears?
Because they’d look ridiculous if their ears were tiny. 4. What is green and travels at thousands of miles an hour?
A productive sneeze.
5. What is the difference between minimum and maximum?
A lot!
6. What is a pantry?
It’s a fancy place that sells pants.
7. What is a carnivore?
Someone who eats cars.
8. What is another word for oriental?
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9. What is the difference between pussy willow and catkins?
Pussy willows are baby willow trees and catkins are adults. 10. What is a felony?
Something you will eventually do if you hang around with felons long enough.
This week over at Song Lyric Sunday, Jim Adams has given us the prompts, above/below/between, which must be somewhere in the song we choose. This time, out of thousands of songs and for whatever reason, I decided on Asleep at the Wheel’s Stay a Little Longer.
In 1969, Ray Benson (a nice Jewish boy from Philly) and Lucky Oceans (Reuben Gosfield) co-founded Asleep at the Wheel in Paw Paw, West Virginia, and soon after they found themselves opening for Alice Cooper and Hot Tuna in Washington, DC. A year later, they moved to East Oakland, California at the invitation of Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen. After being mentioned in Rolling Stone magazine by Van Morrison, they landed a record deal with United Artists. In 1973, their debut album, Comin’ Right At Ya was released by United Artists. At the request of Willie Nelson, they left Oakland for Austin in 1974.
Ray Benson and Asleep at the Wheel have been presented numerous awards throughout their career. Most recently, the 16th Annual Midsouth Regional Emmy Award for the making of “A Ride With Bob”, recognition by Mayor Kirk Watson of Austin, Texas, and the Darrel K. Royal Music Patron Award by The Texas Heritage Songwriters’ Association. In 2007, The Austin Chronicle recognized Asleep at the Wheel for Band of the Year, Best Country Band, and into their Hall of Fame. Benson was inducted into the Austin Music Hall of Fame in 2002, was given The Texas Music Association Lifetime Achievement Award in 1996, and recognized as an Outstanding Producer by the National Academy of Recording Arts in 1988. He has also been given numerous Citations of Achievement by Broadcast Music, Inc. for his work in the country music field. Ray Benson and Asleep at the Wheel have been one of the strongest names in Country Music for the last forty years.
Lyrics
You ought to see my blue eyed Sally
She lives a way down on Shinbone Alley
The number on the gate, the number on the door
And the next house over is the grocery store
Stay all night, stay a little longer
Dance all night, dance a little longer
Pull off your coat throw it in the corner
Don’t see why you don’t stay a little longer
Can’t go home if you’re going by the mill
‘Cause the bridge washed out at the bottom of the hill
Big creek’s up, and the big creek’s level
Plow my corn with a double shovel
Stay all night, stay a little longer
Dance all night, dance a little longer
Pull off your coat throw it in the corner
Don’t see why you don’t stay a little longer
Sitting in the window, singing to my love
When slop bucket fell from the window up above
Mule and the grasshopper eating ice cream
Mule got sick and they laid him on the green
Stay all night, stay a little longer
Dance all night, dance a little longer
Pull off your coat throw it in the corner
Don’t see why you don’t stay a little longer
Grab your gal and pat her on the head
If she don’t like biscuits, feed her cornbread
The gals around big creek, about half grown
They jump on a man like a dog on a bone
Stay all night, stay a little longer
Dance all night, dance a little longer
Pull off your coat throw it in the corner
Don’t see why you don’t stay a little longer
Stay all night, stay a little longer
Dance all night, dance a little longer
Pull off your coat throw it in the corner
Don’t see why you don’t stay a little longer.
Ergo, the Ogre 