Author: Ergo, the Ogre

  • Solange

     

    Would this train ride never end?

    William stared out the window at nothing much, just as he’d been doing for days. He knew travelling from New Jersey to San Francisco by train would be grueling, but he was not prepared for the monotony of Kansas, Nebraska, Ohio, ad nauseum.

    And then there was the smelly brat and its ridiculous gum-popping mother sitting directly across from him. The child looked to be around six or seven and was not yet potty-trained. Either that, or it farted an awful lot. Occasionally the mother put down her Dirty, Filthy Secrets magazine to take it to the restroom, but not nearly often enough. The only thing that kept William’s sanity in check was knowing his beloved Solange would be awaiting his arrival at the train station in San Francisco. And then they would be married.

    It was love at first sight for both of them. Well, almost. William became smitten with Solange nearly a year ago, on their first date. He’d taken her to Dante’s on Pier 39 for dinner. There were a million things that endeared her to him: the way her hazel eyes sparkled when she looked at him, the way her long black hair swirled down her back, her refreshing independence and self-reliance, dry sense of humor…Solange was everything he’d dreamed of in a woman.

    It took a bit longer for Solange to fall for William, but he chalked it up to her playing hard to get, being cautious, or, perhaps it was simply part of being an artiste. He still wasn’t quite sure what exactly her art was, but no matter!  William just thanked his lucky stars that his boss kept sending  him back to San Francisco every month.

    William stopped a crew member who was passing by. “How long ‘til we reach San Francisco?”

    The man calculated in his head. “You got about four hours to Los Angeles, from there, you got probably another 10 hours.”

    “I see, “William sighed. “Thank you.”

    Less than 24 hours!

     

    The next day in San Francisco…

     

    Will this guy never finish up?

    Solange was employed at one of the city’s most prestigious brothels, Le Chat Château, which catered to the world’s most prominent men. As such, Solange considered herself more of an artiste than a courtesan since she had, after all, raised her profession to an art form.

    Finally, her client’s session had come to its natural conclusion, and Solange took a break with her friend and fellow artiste, Yvette de la Sol.

    “Got a light?” Yvette asked with a Gauloises dangling from her plump magenta lips.

    Solange lit Yvette’s cigarette and then her own. She inhaled deeply and blew the smoke out slowly with a sigh.

    “Is something wrong?”

    “I dunno.” Solange shrugged. “You ever get that weird feeling like you’re forgetting something?”

     

     

    Susan Marie Shuman/ SusanWritesPrecise

  • Dependence Day

     

    Mom told me not to,

    but when Jimmy handed me a firecracker

    I took it.

    Other kids were holding them.

    I wanted to be cool, too.

    Mom told me not to and

    I should’ve listened.

     

    My guide dog is cool, though.

     

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  • Wicked Hot

    This week at Song Lyric Sunday, Jim Adams has has asked us to use temperature prompts when choosing a song. So, I’ve chosen Wicked Game by Chris Isaak. I have always loved this hauntingly sensual song.

     

    SongFacts

    • “Wicked Game” is a tale of obsessive love. Chris Isaak spoke to us about the late-night event which inspired the song: “This one I wrote really late at night and it was written in a short time, because I remember that a girl had called me and said, ‘I want to come over and talk to you,’ and ‘talk’ was a euphemism. And she said, ‘I want to come over and talk to you until you’re no longer able to stand up.’ And I said, ‘Okay, you’re coming over.’ And as soon as I hung up I thought, ‘Oh, my God. I know she’s gonna be trouble. She’s always been trouble. She’s a wildcat. And here I am, I’m going to get killed, but I’m doing this.’ And I wrote ‘Wicked Game’: ‘world’s on fire and no one can save me but you.’ It’s like you start thinking about it, and by the time she came over to the house, I had the song written. And I think she was probably upset because I was more excited by the song. (Laughing) I was like, ‘Yes, you’re gorgeous, baby. But listen to this song!’”
    • Isaak told us “Wicked Game” came to him effortlessly: “I think that sometimes you get easy ones that come very quick and you’re really glad – you go, ‘Wow, where’d this come from?’ It’s so fast to write. And then there’s other songs that you do and it’s like doing your homework. It’s like you really are working and biting the pencil and working on that third verse. Most of the time you do work. But sometimes you get lucky.”
    • The song got a big boost when an instrumental version was featured in the 1990 movie Wild At Heart, which was directed by David Lynch and starred Laura Dern and Nicolas Cage.
    • Lee Chesnut, who was music director of an Atlanta radio station and a huge fan of David Lynch films, helped popularize this song when he added it to his playlist after watching Wild At Heart. The song gradually gained an audience and charted in the US 18 months after Isaak’s album Heart Shaped World was released.
    • The fashion photographer Herb Ritts directed the track’s racy video. It features model Helena Christensen seducing Isaak on a beach. In 1991, it won MTV Video Music Awards for Best Male Video, Best Cinematography, and Best Video From a Film. It regularly features on “Sexiest Music Videos Ever” lists.
    • The song ends with a bitter “Nobody loves no one” which is really just a meaningless statement brought about by his misery in an attempt to write off the world (according to someone on Quora).

     

     

    Lyrics

    The world was on fire and no one could save me but you
    It’s strange what desire will make foolish people do
    I never dreamed that I’d meet somebody like you
    And I never dreamed that I’d lose somebody like you

    No, I don’t wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
    No, I don’t wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
    With you
    With you (this world is only gonna break your heart)

    What a wicked game you play, to make me feel this way
    What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you
    What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way
    What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you

    And I don’t wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
    No, I don’t wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
    With you

    The world was on fire and no one could save me but you
    It’s strange what desire will make foolish people do
    I never dreamed that I’d love somebody like you
    And I never dreamed that I’d lose somebody like you

    No, I don’t wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
    No, I don’t wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)
    With you (this world is only gonna break your heart)
    With you (this world is only gonna break your heart)

    No, I (this world is only gonna break your heart)
    (This world is only gonna break your heart)

    Nobody loves no one

  • In Pursuit

    In Pursuit

    Dagmar Bezhyumanka was a woman on a mission to flush out true love from its hiding place.

    She’d exhausted the traditional methods: blind dates, fix-ups, singles’ bars, even hanging out in the produce section of the Jewel-Osco on Sunday mornings in hopes of snagging Mr. Right. No luck. Men in Chicago were more sophisticated than the dim bulbs back home in Lower Slobbovia. These Rico Suave brainiacs already knew how to select a ripe cantaloupe and didn’t need her to explain the difference between jicamas and turnips.

    As the years passed and technology progressed, Dagmar joined online dating sites such as e-Harmonica, Bag-A-Bubba, and HookMeUp. When those failed her she tried speed dating, which only served to befuddle the poor woman, who was clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

    Disappointment, be damned! Dagmar resolved to leave no stone unturned in the quest for her elusive love. Hell, at this point, she would’ve gladly settled for Mr. Close Enough, Mr. Mediocre, or even Mr. Long Shot.

    As desperation  set-in, Dagmar logged-on to LoveAPrisoner.com.

    She knew she was taking a chance and that things could go terribly wrong.

    But what if they didn’t? What if… things went terribly right?

    Papa used to say, “No guts, no glory;” and with that, she signed-up for the VIP membership and began perusing inmates’ profiles.

    She wrote to roughly fifty-five men. Some replied; some didn’t. But no matter, each new day brought with it new possibilities.

    The mail carrier became her best friend.

    Soon, much sooner than Dagmar expected, it happened. A letter arrived that swept her off her flat feet.

    Its sender’s name was Stanley Marek, a swarthy man with a reckless grin and thick, black hair. What really did it for Dagmar was Stanley’s searing, coffee-brown eyes—eyes that could stop a clock at midnight. She wondered how it might feel if those eyes looked at her.

    Stanley, in turn, claimed Dagmar as the woman of his dreams: Rubenesque (she had to consult the dictionary), captivatingly handsome, and all woman.

    His making reference to her femininity and sexuality caused Dagmar’s stomach to flip. As far as she knew, no one had ever regarded her in such a way.

    It turned out that Stanley was doing life without parole for the murder of his wife, whom he’d stabbed twenty-seven times in the face and neck with a salad fork.

    Uh-huh…Dagmar made a mental note: Stanley hates Bleu Cheese.

    She was taken aback at the gruesomeness of the crime, and even more so at the insane reasoning behind it.  Stanley however, convinced her that he’d since found the Lord, repented, and thus, was worthy of a good woman’s love.

    An atheist since birth, Dagmar was tempted to inquire as to where he’d ‘found’ this Lord, and why He’d been hiding in the first place. But, who was she to poke fun at a repentant murderer’s belief system? Dagmar kept quiet.

    A flurry letters were exchanged, and then came the phone calls. Dagmar found his voice to be as smooth and velvety as warm scotch. It wasn’t long before they just had to meet, and arrangements were made for her to visit the Joliet Correctional Center.

    The agreed-upon date was three Saturdays away. Dagmar would be able visit “Her Stanley” for fifteen minutes with nothing between them but a window of bulletproof Plexiglas.

    Finally, the big day came and Dagmar was on her way to Joliet. It was an hour’s drive and she was worried. What if the humidity frizzed her Brazilian blowout, sweated-off her make-up, or turned her brand new lettuce-green (Stanley’s favorite color) dress into a rumpled rag?

    Fortunately, none of the above befell Dagmar, and she was ushered in to the visitor’s area amid a cacophony of wailing chatter. The air was stale and thick with body heat.

    Dagmar felt a twinge of panic, as the guard led her to a booth and chair opposite Stanley. He looked exactly like his picture. Even through filthy Plexiglas, his penetrating gaze felt just as she imagined (feared) it would, leaving her pliable as Silly Putty.

    Stanley picked up the receiver and Dagmar picked up hers.

    “You’re here.” His lips relaxed into a jagged grin, his eyes glowing in amused curiosity. “Dagmar.”

    “Stanley, I —”

    “Have you any idea how long it’s been since anyone’s called me by my name?”

    Dagmar’s eyes welled-up. “Thank you for liking me.”

     

     

     

    SusanWritesPrecise/ Susan Marie Shuman
    Old Joliet Prison

     

     

     

     

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  • Useless Heart

    Useless Heart

    It’s Quadrille Monday over at the dVerse Poets Pub. This time our prompt is drum.


    Finally numb to feelings

    Of love:

    thoughtlessly

    (sometimes purposely!)

    shattered too many times —

    there’s nothing left

    to break.

    Yet, somehow it continues

    To beat its lonely rhythm,

    a monotone drum solo

    for an audience of one

    who wishes

    It would stop its

    feckless thumping.