Author: Ergo, the Ogre

  • Almost Life

    Almost Life

    It’s Prosery Monday at the dVerse Poets Pub!

    “Prosery is the latest addition to the dVerse universe. This is the fourth prosery prompt. If you’re not yet acquainted with the dVerse term, let me explain. It is a flash fiction (of any genre) that incorporates a line from a poem—prose from poetry! It must be no more than 144 words. The line of the poem is “These memories were left here with the trees”


    All the years we spent pretending that somehow it would all work out. We’d be together, you & me. You’d promised to leave Estelle when the kids were old enough. I pretended to believe you until I finally did. And so I waited.  I waited even after your kids had kids of their own. Our unborn children waited with me. Eventually though, their little souls grew tired and they moved on.

    O, how I loved our champagne and moonlight trysts! Right over there beneath that weeping willow. Remember the time you were going to carve our initials its trunk? But I wouldn’t let you for fear of hurting it.

    Now I wish I hadn’t stopped you. Damn it! What I wouldn’t give…but it was not to be.

    These memories live here with the trees; memories of the life we almost had.

     

     

    SusanWritesPrecise

  • Floor #13

    Floor #13

    It is First Line Friday at the Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie blog. Today’s first line is The elevator stopped on the thirteenth floor with a lurch. 


    The elevator stopped on the thirteenth floor with a lurch. This was nothing new, actually, since the old elevator gave a jostling lurch on every floor at which it stopped.

    Anyway, the doors slid open with a mournful scrape and I stepped into my hallway. It’s my hallway because I am the only resident on floor #13. I took a deep breath and let my lungs fill with that fabulous musty, stagnant air.

    Damn, it’s good to be home!

    I smiled as I rattled my key around in the rusty, old doorknob lock until it finally opened.

    You know, there are a lot of plusses to living on the 13th floor. First off, the JoeBubba’s Witnesses never come around peddling their pamphlets. In fact, there are virtually no solicitors. And when Hallowe’en rolls around the kids give my place a wide berth.

    One of the things I like best about living on floor #13 is the peace and quiet. No neighbors partying, fighting, moving in & out, borrowing a cup of sugar and all the other annoying things neighbors do. Of course, my rent is a good $100 or so cheaper than that of my lower-living residents, too. You know, it’s never been raised since I moved in during the early 1990s. Not many people can say that! The landlords never even come up here. If something breaks the maintenance man is in & out before I know it.

    It’s a good thing too, because if he spent any amount of time in here, he’d surely find the bodies.

     

    SusanWritesPrecise/ Susan Marie Shuman

     

     

     

     

  • Rainbows & Potpourri

    Rainbows & Potpourri

    The unicorn wandered alone in the Elysian Fields where he lived. Without a doubt, the fields were beyond exquisite; no other place on the planet came close to its rare and dazzling beauty: 3D rainbows, turquoise-blue skies, ice-silver lakes and streams, and daisies and sunflowers shiny with dewdrops decorating the lush, emerald-green grass.

    There was only one problem; Germain the Unicorn was lonely. He was one of a kind and therefore, had nothing in common with any other species. He’d tried hanging out with horses, but they just couldn’t get past the horn sticking out of his forehead. When Germain would pass gas, as all creatures do, his took the form of a glittery rainbow and smelled of potpourri. The horses got a big charge out of that, and made fun of him–telling him to go open up a perfume shop, or to peddle his rainbows somewhere else. And so, Germain would saunter away, his head hanging in shame.

    One day, a nymph came to visit Germain. She found him near a grove of oak trees. Not wishing to startle him, she softly called his name. He looked around and saw her perched on a tree branch; she was no bigger than a leaf.

    He looked at her quizzically and asked, “Are you a faery?”

    “I get that a lot,” she replied. “I’m a nymph. Dryad’s the name.”

    “Pleased to meet you, Dryad.”

    “Likewise, Germain. Now, tell me why are you so sad? What is bedeviling you?”

    “I’m lonely,” he sighed. “I live in this beautiful place all alone, with no one to talk to or share it with. I have to wonder what is the point of it all. I mean, big deal: I fart glittery rainbows that smell nice. What fun is that when nobody gets it?”

    “Understood,” Dryad nodded. “What you need is a unicorn friend.”

    “That would be awesome, but is it possible? Aren’t I supposed to be the only one of my kind?”

    “Well, initially yes,” Dryad thought for a moment. “But some rules are made to be broken and I say this is one of them!”

    “You mean it?! For real?”

    “It will take a few days to arrange, but try to be patient. You will have a friend.”

    And just like that, Dryad was gone. It was all so sudden and unexpected that Germain feared that perhaps he’d been dreaming. Yet, he hoped for the best; every day he looked for a friend to appear.

    Several days had passed and Germain was nearly convinced that the whole Dryad thing had been a dream, and that he would be forever friendless.

    And then one day as he was getting a drink of water from a stream, another reflection appeared next to his own. The likeness was uncanny! The only difference was that this new unicorn had longer eyelashes and forelocks, and the horn was pink.

    I bet it’s a girl! Oh, boy!

    The new unicorn grinned and slowly, a glittering rainbow began to form behind her.

    For the first time in his life, Germain smiled.

     

    Susan Marie Shuman/ SusanWritesPrecise
    fineartamerica.com

     

  • Blues

    Blues

    It’s Heeding Haiku with Chèvrefeuille over at the Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie. Today our theme is sadness.


     

    ain’t no sunshine no

    butterflies no birds singing —

    not in my backyard.

     

     

    fineartamerica
  • With One Eye Closed

    With One Eye Closed

    It’s Tuesday Poetics at the dVerse Poets Pub. Today’s theme is “making much of madness.


     

    Each day I am tormented when I

    search the newspaper obituary column

    and find you unlisted.

    I am afraid to leave my apartment:

    you could be everywhere.

    I check and double-check the six

    locks bolted to my splitting wooden door. Then,

    with one eye closed I stealthily

    peek through my hole in the fraying

    yellow window shade; perhaps

    I will spot you among the gutter-litter—

    scraping, twisting,

    slithering back and forth,

    up and down my street like

    a rabid snake shedding its festering skin.

    from my hole in the shade with

    one eye closed, I begin to dissect

    feature by feature, the crazy-wino faces

    street people and policemen, terrified

    I might accidentally catch a glimpse of your

    maniacal smile  or your

    obsidian-hate eyes.

    knowing what it would do to me

    should the phone ring now—

    I lift the grimy beige receiver from its cracked cradle;

    ripping and jabbing at the knotted Curly-Q

    cord with  preschooler scissors.

    and letting them slide

    to the mustard-colored rug stained

    with

    Marlboro butts smeared

    again I peek

    through my hole in the shade with one eye closed

    and know you’re lurking everywhere.

     

     

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