Category: Tarot
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The 10 of Swords | Hold my Beer
See? Now, this is why it’s a bad idea for you and your friends to play chicken with bulls, especially when their bodies are that of a large man, i.e. a Minotaur. Earlier that day, Ted and his buddies happened upon a Minotaur named Malachi. He was almost asleep as he chilled in the sun…
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The Knave of Wands | Tony in BFE
Tony was not pleased with his lot in life. In fact, it was the opposite of everything he dreamed of growing up. He was a precocious child, a gregarious teenager and captain of his high school chariot-racing team. Tony was also a total chick magnet. Girls liked him and he liked them even more. A…
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IX The Hermit | An Asshole
Herman was a difficult child and now he is a lonely, angry adult. He never learned how to play nicely with others. To Herman, winning and demolishing other kids’ toys was the ultimate only goal. Even playing with clay trucks in the sand turned ugly when Herman would smash his playmates’ trucks with a rock,…
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The Ace of Wands | No Dice
Preston is a troubled youth and extremely large for his age. The former is due, in part, to his lack of social skills and his parents’ peculiar philosophy on socialization. For instance, rather than letting him go outside and play with other giant children, they insisted that he stay indoors and watch videos of kids…
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0 The Fool | Wildon & the Timber Sheep
Wildon was an odd one. Abandoned in the forest haphazardly by irresponsible parents — a human and a goat — he was adopted and raised by a family of timber sheep. They did the best they could with him, but timber sheep are not skilled in parenting outside their species, let alone an interspecific child.…
aka, The Abject Muse 