Category: The Daily Post
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Anatomy 101
After a thunderstorm the kitten asked the earthworm, “How come I never see you unless it rains?” “What? Come ‘round here,” replied the worm. “I can’t hear you when you’re talking to my butt.” The Daily Post
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A Day in the Life
It was just one of those days in Murray-Ville. He’d been fired from his job at the Monkey Bar for beating up the customers. So, with nothing better to do, he went home. There, Murray found his wife, Gwendolina, in bed with the garbage man — again. After sending her and her trashy boyfriend packing, Murray went…
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Delores’ Porch
The Daily Post Delores had more dead friends than live ones. How unfair life is, she thought. You get close to someone and then they die. What was the point? Was there one? And the worst part, the saddest most baffling thing of all, was how nobody seemed to notice. A person loses someone…
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A Blooming Idiot
When its “plant-parents” divorce was final, the ex-wife promptly uprooted the yellow rose from her garden. The ex-husband watched in disbelief as she carefully replanted it in a ceramic pot and placed it in the passenger seat of her car. She buckled it in its seat belt as if it were a child in a car seat,…
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The Leap of Faith
It was more attention than she’d ever received in her life. How she’d ended up this high was anyone’s guess, but she was glad it happened: All eyes were on her; she was the star! But what did they, her new fans, want? Dizzy with excitement and overwhelmed by her sudden fame, she could barely make…
aka, The Abject Muse 