Category: The Wild-Ass Series
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Read more: Wild-Ass Solo Gig
We join Sebastian and François in their shared bedroom/laboratory as they peruse one of Paracelsus’ homunculus recipes. “So?” Sebastian persisted. “Whaddaya think? Do you wanna do it or not?” François sighed, shaking his head. “I dunno, dude. It’s pretty creepy…” “Of…
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Read more: Wild-Ass Recipe
Birds were chirping, bees were buzzing, and flowers blooming. In other words, it was a typical summer afternoon in the Abnormal, MI home of the Wild-Ass Limbourg brothers. One would expect that such a gorgeous day would have goosed the…
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Read more: Homunculi in Love
“Dude?” François ventured. “We gotta find Pendragon, but fast! Do you have any idea what could happ…” “No shit, Frankie?” Sebastian feigned amazement. “I know exactly what a circus would do to someone like Pendragon. Look how they treat their animals!…
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Read more: Wild-Ass Search Party
“Oh, Dude…” Sebastian sighed. “What are we gonna do?“ “Poor little guy.” François mumbled, clenching Pendragon’s broken chain. “I don’t even know where to start looking!” “Maybe we should call the cops & report him as a missing person.” Sebastian picked up…
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Read more: Wild-Ass Abduction
“Who was that?” François sputtered through a mouthful of sardine sandwich. “Dude?” Sebastian announced as he hung up the phone. “We got big problems.” “How so?” He took slurped another bite of the sloppy sandwich. “Frankie, how can you eat that?” Sebastian grumbled.…
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Read more: Wild-Ass Vacation
“Dude!” Sebastian elbowed his brother. “Can you believe we’re on our way to Ireland?“ “I can’t get my seatbelt fastened!” François fumbled with the clasps. “Here, hold Pendragon.” Sebastian gently hoisted the mini-man from François’ lap. “There’s the little-bitty monkey-guy…goo-goo!” “Don’t…
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Read more: Wild-Ass Alchemy
“Whoa! Dude!” François slammed their bedroom door and dropped his book bag. “How’d you do that?” “Alchemy,” Sebastian gulped. “Damn…” “I fused Einsteinium, Fluorine, Cobalt…& whatever. Then, Phydeaux ate it and now he’s a…” “Wow. No way!” “Mom’s gonna kill me.”…