aka, The Abject Muse

Category: Writing Challenge

  • Me & Fred

    Me & Fred

    Once again, it’s time for Chelsea Ann Owens’ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. The theme is Wild West. I’m ridin’ the range that ain’t never gonna change with my horse named Fred Fred is red: Red Fred. He’s my best friend til the very end. We set up camp when nighttime comes Fred can’t help for…

  • If You Could Be Mine

    If You Could Be Mine

    If you could be mine undoubtedly my wildest dreams would be realized. I’d never ask for anything ever again; I would have it all — my wants, my needs my most tender desires all wrapped up in one delicious (and heretofore unattainable) parcel of mind-blowing bliss. Yes, perhaps. Perhaps. But! if you could be mine would…

  • Spicing the Pumpkin

    Spicing the Pumpkin

    It’s time for Chelsea Ann Owens‘ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. The theme is pumpkin spice and the form is Tanka. Below is my attempt at terrible Tanka writing. Autumn aroma fills the air with Halloween making one nauseous: too much candy and chasing it with ten beers then puking.    

  • Masquerade

      If you have to barter for love, it’s lust in disguise.        

  • Perpetually Deployed

    Once again it’s time for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. Yay! This time we are to create an acrostic poem using the name of a celebrity or favorite habit.   Kim’s ol’ butt: As big as a barrel, Round like a Double-Stuffed Moon Pie And wobbly as Jell-O. Sort of like a Humongous Air Bag.…