aka, The Abject Muse

Category: Writing Challenge

  • Wanted: Lawnmower

    Wanted: Lawnmower

    The lawn was weedy and overgrown. It had been that way for months, maybe longer. Who gives a fuck about the grass? It had happened again. She walked right into another friendship/relationship trap. Eyes wide open and common sense on hiatus. Fraught with peril as it was, with no chance of going anywhere. Am I stupid? Yep! Again, and…

  • The Match

    This week’s writing prompt at Grammar Ghoul Press is the image below, I Think I’ve Done Something Stupid, by Alastair Magnaldo. “YIKES!” “I toldja not to light-up after eatin’ beans with hard boiled eggs…”  

  • Owning It

                  This week’s prompt at the Grammar Ghoul Press Shapeshifting 13 Writing Challenge is the word, “Nail-biter.” ¢¢ “Bubba-Jean?” “Wut.” “I gotta know fer sher. Izzat my baby yer carryin’, or izzit that dadgum Billy-Bob’s? “Ain’t neither, Nimrod.” “Wut are you sayin’? “It’s my baby, Stoopid!”