• Fibbing Friday | 03/26

    Fibbing Friday | 03/26

    March 28, 2021

    I’m a little late with Fibbing Friday this week (well, last week now) due to the tornado that blew through the area. We were without power for a few days. Anyway, here we go!

    1. What is a huskador?

    A huskador is a cross between a corn husk and a humidor. I am not sure, nor is anyone else, what it is used for but it cerainly is a high-tech invention.
    2. What is a cavapoo?

    A Cavapoo is a rather rude male poodle who treats all female dogs cavalierly.
    3. What is a chorkie?

    It’s something men do in private to a chicken.

    4. What is a lollie?

    It is an exercise done with the tongue.
    5. What is a dorkie?

    It is a key that will open the door if inserted properly.
    6. What is a springador?

    This is what happens when you use the wrong dorkie.
    7. What is a scottie?

    A brand of toilet paper that for some reason, is not capitalized.

    8. What is a puggle?

    It is similar to juggling, except you drop everything.

    9. What is a pekalier?

    It is a chandelier made in Peking.
    10. What is a schnappy?

    A schnappy is someone who drinks way to much schnapps, usually peppermint, and ends up with his elbows stuck to the bar. Do not marry a schnappie.

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  • Fibbing Friday | 03/12/2021

    Fibbing Friday | 03/12/2021

    March 12, 2021

    It’s time once again for Fibbing Friday! Di of the Pensivity 101 blog is our host today.

    • Who, or what, is will o’ the wisp?

    Will o’ The Wisp is an album by Leon Russell (of blessed memory) that came out in 1975.

    • 2. What is a noggin?

    A noggin is something you need to watch as in “Watch your noggin.”

    • 3. What is a bobbin?

    A bobbin is an intrical part of the muffler bearings on your car. Without a bobbin, muffler bearings run backward.

    • 4. What are otherwise known as crow’s feet?

    Parakeet talons.

    • 5. What is jerky?

    Jerky is any type of dried meat that comes from animals who are mentally challenged.

    • 6. What is aplomp?

    It’s a small, round, purple piece of fruit with a lot of self-confidence.

    • 7. What is a caricature?

    It’s a replacement part for a bobbin.

    • 8. What is a misdemeanor?

    Not what, but whom. Miss Demeanor was the 49th runner-up in the 1959 Miss America pageant.

    • 9. What’s the difference between a blimp and a blip?

    The letter M.

    • 10. What is an arctic roll?

    It’s when everybody gets naked in Antarctica and rolls down a snow/ice covered hill.

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  • Toast

    Toast

    March 7, 2021

    Everybody makes fun of my car.

    Even after I tricked it out with curb feelers, a chain steering wheel, fuzzy dice and a plastic hula girl, my friends laugh, “Why are you driving a toaster? It looks totally stupid!”

    What can I say? I’m in my Element.

    SusanWritesPrecise

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  • Lost & Found

    Lost & Found

    March 7, 2021

    It’s Song Lyric Sunday again! This week, Jim has asked us to choose a song with the words coffee/latte/cappuccino/espresso/mocha in the lyrics. After almost no deliberation, I decided on I Found Someone of My Own by The Free Movement.

    The Story

    The song was written by Frank F. Robinson and performed by The Free Movement. It reached #5 on the Billboard Hot 100, #7 on the US adult contemporary chart, and #20 on the US R&B chart in 1971.[1] The song was featured on their 1972 album, I’ve Found Someone of My Own.[2]

    The song was produced by Joe Porter and arranged by Jimmie Haskell and Michael Omartian.[3]

    The single ranked #27 on the Billboard Year-End Hot 100 singles of 1971.[4]

    Lyrics

    I got up this morning
    While I was having my coffee
    My woman came in, sat down by my side
    With tears in her eyes
    She said ‘I’ve a confession to make.’
    I said ‘Woman, speak what’s on your mind.’
    She said ‘I’ve found somebody new
    To take your place.’
    ‘I said don’t feel so all alone
    I’ve found someone of my own.’
    ‘All those lonely nights
    You left me all alone
    My true love would call
    And talk to me on the phone.’
    I said ‘Woman, if that’s the way it’s gotta be
    Then darlin, don’t you worry about me.’
    She said ‘ I’ve found somebody new
    To take your place.’
    ‘I said don’t feel so all alone
    I’ve found someone of my own.’
    I got up from the table
    Reached down and wiped the tears
    From her face
    I put out my cigarette
    Turned and walked away
    She said ‘I’ve found somebody new
    To take your place.’
    ‘I said don’t feel so all alone
    I’ve found someone of my own.’

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  • Infinite Slow-Mo

    Infinite Slow-Mo

    March 4, 2021

    It’s Open Link Night (OLN) at the dVerse Poets Pub!


    Wishes, no matter

    how heartfelt how

    life-or-death-impossible

    can sometimes

    surprise you and

    come true and life

    is suddenly perfect.

    Other wishes don’t

    stand a chance in

    Hell

    of turning out and

    when they don’t

    your heart shatters like

    great grandmother’s

    Christmas ornaments—

    in sudden, perpetual

    slow-mo.

    And you truly

    aren’t

    that surprised.

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