• The Catwalk

    The Catwalk

    January 31, 2021

    It’s time for the Sunday Whirl Wordle Challenge. Below are the words we are to use in our stories or poems.

    Annaliese drained her wine glass and set it on her dressing table with an unsteady hand.

    Maybe some deep breathing would help.

    But when she closed her eyes, it made her dizzy and nauseous. She grabbed the edge of the table to steady herself.

    “Damn, I’ve got to quit drinking before these shows.” She mumbled. “All I need is to wipe-out on the catwalk and blow my career to smithereens.” She’d rather be dead than return to her Pennsylvania hometown of Oliphant Furnace a failure. She’d never live it down.

    Plus, after Adelaide had slipped and fallen off the Paris runway after too much nose candy, the boss had warned them all, “No drugs, no booze, no casualties.”

    Annaliese glanced at her reflection in the mirror and did a double take. She’d forgotten they’d dyed her dark curly hair a fiery tangerine-looking color for this evening’s show and it looked ridiculous. Not even Raggedy Ann had hair this color. Nobody did!

    Raggedy Annaliese. The ominous thought made her weak.

    “Three minutes, ladies!” A man’s voice boomed.

    Annaliese tidied up her dressing room and went out in the hall where the other models were gathering.

    She was pleased in a mean sort of way that most of them were high on something too. One woman’s nostrils were outlined in powdered sugar, while another could barely keep her eyes open.

    This ought to be good….

    “Thirty seconds!” The voice boomed again.

    The women got in poisition in unity and got ready to ‘take the walk.’

    Everything was going along fine until the model just ahead of Annaliese, Chandra with the powdered sugar nostrils, fell off of her stilletto heel and went sprawling. Annaliese tripped over her and fell flat on her face, ripping her Versace gown.

    So much for rhythym and flow.

    But it didn’t end there. The model behind Annaliese, Greta, fell over the other two and slid right off the catwalk and into the audience.

    And the crowd goes wild!

    It was the first pile-up of runway models in history, and most likely Annaliese’s last. She was almost sure her nose was broken.

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  • Fibbing Friday | 1/29/2021

    Fibbing Friday | 1/29/2021

    January 29, 2021

    It’s Fibbing Friday again and Pensivity101 is our host today. The questions are below.

    1. What are florins, tanners and bobs?

    Fishing gear. Your tackle box is not comeplete without these little gems.
    2. What is Dead Man’s Fingers?

    They are a knock-off of Lady Fingers. You can find them at the end of Dead Man’s Curve where they grow wild like asparagus.
    3. What killed the Triffids?

    Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands


    4. What’s the difference between a buck and a quid?

    Their writing styles. Pearl S. Buck wrote fiction and Ezra Pound (pound is another name for quid) wrote poetry.
    5. How much is an old crown worth?

    It depends on whose old mouth it’s in.
    6. What can be known as a ‘Little Gem’?

    Florins, tanners, or bobs.
    7. What is pearl barley?

    Not what, but who. Pearl Barley is Pearl Bailey’s alter ego.
    8. Finish the sentence: ‘I came, I saw, I………………..’

    I self-medicated.
    9. Who said ‘Smile, it enhances your face value’?

    Nobody. Nobody ever said that.
    10. Where on the human body is the zygomatic bone found?

    The zygomatic bone is found in your shadow. All shadows have one.

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  • Puddle-Chunked

    Puddle-Chunked

    January 28, 2021

    It’s MTB (Meeting the Bar) night over at the dVerse Poets Pub. “Opening lines” is the theme:

    So come on poets, join me at the beginning. Let’s find that best first line:

    • see if you can hook yourself a new reader with upfront vivid images and unusual word use
    • maybe stick with tradition (starting top left) or forge out in a new direction, maybe even a one line, or even a one-word poem (though please read the article that I’ve linked to Saroyan’s poem)  
    • perhaps try your hand at some found poetry, make something shapely or striking or something off the fridge
    • or perhaps a poem beginning with a line by a poet who’s provoked or enthralled or charmed or annoyed you (don’t forget to link to the original poem in your post).

    I chose a line (also the title of a book) by one of my favorite poets, Charles Bukowski, of blessed memory. Love is a Dog from Hell.

    Love is a dog from Hell.

    Unpredictable. Lecherous. Vainglorious.

    Biting you in the ass

    when you least

    deserve it, then rolling

    over for a tummy rub —

    lips curled back in a toxic smile

    flashing switchblade-sharp fangs,

    yet promising this time

    will be different; this time

    I won’t shred your arm or

    rip your heart out.

    You know better

    but take the chance anyway.

    Pondering your mangled heart

    as it lie puddle-chunked on the floor

    you remember (again):

    Love is a dog from Hell.

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  • Radiance Contorted

    Radiance Contorted

    January 27, 2021

    It’s Quadrille Monday over at the dVerse Poetry Pub. Jade/Li is our host today and she has given us the writing prompt, Way.

    Admittedly, she was a radiant bride.

    No groom ever looked hotter in a tux —

    It seemed normal.

    What told the tale

    The way you looked after

    The I-dos.:

    Desperation and regret

    contorted your face

    as you scanned the crowd

    for the one that got away.

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  • Afterward

    Afterward

    January 26, 2021

    It’s time once again for Poetics at the dVerse Poets Pub. Today, our host Laura Bloomsbury has asked us to Choose ONE of the lines below and write your poem as continuation where the poet left off, thematically, in the same mood, rather than literally. Give special thought to your own final lines.

    I chose “Airless and unloved, in the dank basement of the mind” L. Igloria. A Reparation

    Afterward, I stayed.

    I needed some time

    alone with you. To remember

    our life, our love, and to mourn

    the loss of what

    we will never have.

    Soon, the clouds unfurled

    it was no surprise.

    Without you to smile upon,

    my love,

    the sun cannot bring

    itself to shine.

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