• Fibbing Friday the 13th

    Fibbing Friday the 13th

    November 13, 2020

    Here it is, Fibbing Friday again. Time sure flies when you give it a pair of wings! Join us by clicking here.

    • What is the Battle of Little Big Horn better known as?

    Does size really matter?

    • Who wrote the Gettysburg Address?

    Some guy from PA.

    • Who said, “And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.”?

    My dad.

    • What happened at the Bay of Pigs in April of 1961?

    The price of bacon skyrocketed.

    • What does the Cold-War acronym, SALT stand for?

       Southern Appalachian Liposuction Team

    • What was Abraham Lincoln’s profession before entering into politics?

    GQ model

    • Why did George Washington refuse to run for a third term as President of the United States?

    He decided to go build a monument.

    • What are the first ten amendments to the United States Constitution better known as?

    Suggestions.

    Who has the largest signature on the Declaration of Independence?

    Paul Bunyon

    What is the significance of Plymouth Rock?

    A drunk driver in a Plymouth slammed into it.

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  • Not Today

    Not Today

    November 8, 2020

    This week at Song Lyric Sunday, Jim has given us the prompt of “Days of the Week.” I chose “Never on Sunday.” The best English version I could find is by The Chordettes but it was originally done by Melina Mercouri.


    Lyrics

    Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday
    A Monday, a Monday is very, very good
    Or you can kiss me on a Tuesday
    A Tuesday, a Tuesday in fact I wish you would
    Or you can kiss me on a Wednesday a Thursday
    A Friday and Saturday is best
    But never ever on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday
    ‘Cause that’s my day of rest

    [Chorus]
    Most any day you can be my guest
    Any day you say but my day of rest
    Just name the day that you like the best
    Only stay away on my day of rest

    [Verse 2]
    Oh, you can kiss me on a cool day, a hot day, a wet day
    Which ever one you choose
    Or try to kiss me on a gray day, a May day, a pay day
    And see if I refuse
    And if you make it on a bleak day, a freak day, or a weekday
    Well, you can be my guest

    But never ever on a Sunday, a Sunday the one day I need a little rest

    [Outro]
    Oh, you can kiss me on a week day, a week day, a week day
    The day to be my guest



    The Story

    “Never on Sunday” was written by Manos Hadjidakis as “Ta Pedia tou Pirea” (The Children of Piraeus). His original Greek lyrics, along with the foreign translations in German, French, Italian and Spanish do not mention “Never on Sunday” (as found in the English lyrics), but rather tell the story of the main female character of the film, Illya (Mercouri). Illya is a jolly woman who sings of her joyful life in her port town of Piraeus (“If I search the world over/I’ll find no other port/Which has the magic/Of my Port Piraeus”). Although she earns her money as a prostitute, she longs to meet a man someday who is just as full of joie de vivre as she is herself.

    In 1960, the song was nominated and won the Academy Award for Best Original Song, a first for a foreign-language picture since the Academy began to recognize achievements in this category in 1934.[4]

    • English: An orchestral version recorded by Don Costa reached number 19 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1960, then returned to the Billboard Top 40 when reissued in 1961.[5] His version also peaked at #27 in the UK Singles Chart.[1] Following the success of the orchestral version as well as the Oscar win,[6] an English language version of the song was commissioned to be written especially to match the title of the film. The lyrics to the English version of the song were written by Billy Towne. A vocal of the song by The Chordettes reached number 13 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in 1961, making it their final Top 40 hit in the United States.[7] It was also recorded by Billy Eckstine, Bing Crosby, Lena Horne, Doris Day, Andy Williams, Trini Lopez, The 4 Seasons, Connie Francis, Julie London, Eartha Kitt, Petula Clark, Lale Andersen, Ann-Margret, and the New Christy Minstrels, plus as an instrumental by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass and James Last. The Ventures released a version on their 1963 Dolton album The Ventures Play Telstar and the Lonely Bull, as did The Baskerville Hounds on their 1967 Dot Records album The Baskerville Hounds – Featuring Space Rock, Part 2.

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  • Fibbing Friday 11/06/2020

    Fibbing Friday 11/06/2020

    November 6, 2020

    It’s Fibbing Friday again! Join in by clicking here.

    ***

    1. Who met for the first time at The Duck and Drake Inn in London on May 20th 1604?

    Sir Francis Drake and Donald Duck


    2. Why was the opening of Parliament delayed from July to November the following year?

    People were too busy celebrating the Fourth of July.

    3. Who used the name John Johnson as an alias?

    Joe Schitt


    4. Why did the Gunpowder Plot fail?

    Joe Schitt dropped the ball.


    5. Who designed the iconic Guy Fawkes mask?

    Gramma Fawkes

    6. Why are the cellars of the Palace of Westminster inspected before Parliament opens?

    To make sure Shakespeare isn’t down there getting drunk with Joe Schitt.


    7. What do MacBeth and the Gunpowder Plot have in common?

    They were both Shakespeare’s fault.


    8. Where will you find Guy Fawkes Island?

    On the other side of Gilligan’s Island.


    9. Who was on the throne at the time of the Gunpowder Plot?

    Someone who had eaten too many green apples.


    10. How did Guy Fawkes die?

    Green apple poisoning.

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  • Unpunctuated

    Unpunctuated

    November 5, 2020

    It’s Meeting the Bar at dVerse Poets Pub!

    Synesthesia is a neurological phenomenon in which stimulation of one sense leads to automatic, involuntary experiences of a second one.   There are over 80 types of synesthesia described by science.   Nearly every combination of sensory experiences or cognitive concepts is possible.

    Seeing music as colors is one form of synesthesia. Perceiving letters as personalities is another one,  or seeing numbers in color. Even hearing colors or touching smells.

    That said, tonight our task at dVerse Poets Pub is to write about color from the perspective of a synesthete. Pick one color or several colors. Create your own Dictionary of Color. All sounds have color. The alphabet has color. Days of the week have color. Each day has a color and a certain shape.

    Hmmm. I misread (failed to read) the directions and probably did this wrong.

    ***

    The sound of his smile is sunshine

    scented with rainbows at

    twilight and willow trees

    shimmering in purple dusk.

    The periwinkle ping

    of an angel’s harp

    tickles the forest —

    green giggling of leaves.

    when he speaks

    a morning dew whisper

    against my sighing skin

    shuddering pink then blue

    and a cinnamon-ripple of vowels

    tingled in a wave of consonants

    surge at his touch:

    Unpunctuated.

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  • Blindsided

    Blindsided

    November 3, 2020

    It’s Poetics Tuesday over at the dVerse Poets Pub. This week our prompt is to write about November and what it means to us.

    ***


    Papyrus-like leaves flutter

    in November’s sharp breeze

    grasping at what used to be:

    reluctant to let go

    of their lifeless branches

    once lush and green.

    Listless gray clouds

    hovering and morose

    replace the smiling

    sunshine and tranquil

    blue skies that seemed

    never-ending.

    But it had to end

    because everything must.

    Yet, we are always blindsided

    by the inevitable.

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