divination
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I didn’t always look like this, you know. Before those stupid elves came around, I stood tall and proud. Now I lean backward. It feels as though I could tip over at any moment. And I most certainly was not hollow! Squatters! That’s what those darn elves are. There ought to be a law! But
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Arielle did not fit in well with her family and there was nothing anyone could do about it. While she weaved gorgeous rugs on her loom, every other rug would inexplicably turn into a spider web. Of course, a ready-made spider web was an invitation for arachnids to move in, which they did. Unfortunately, everyone
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Tony was not pleased with his lot in life. In fact, it was the opposite of everything he dreamed of growing up. He was a precocious child, a gregarious teenager and captain of his high school chariot-racing team. Tony was also a total chick magnet. Girls liked him and he liked them even more. A
Ergo, the Ogre 