Fake Interview
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Below is an abridged and edited (obviously) excerpt from Phil Konstantin’s interview with Stephen King. If Mr. Konstantin had interviewed me, this is how I’d have answered. I understand you don’t like to be asked why you write the kind of stories you do. Is this correct? Yes. I don’t know why I write what I write.
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Here is another interview that didn’t take place. If it had, below are the questions James Lipton might have asked, and the answers I may have provided. James: Susan! Thank you so much for agreeing to the interview. I’ve been dying to meet you! And now, here you are. Susan: Thank you, James. It’s an honor.
Ergo, the Ogre 