The Wild-Ass Series
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“Who was that?” François sputtered through a mouthful of sardine sandwich. “Dude?” Sebastian announced as he hung up the phone. “We got big problems.” “How so?” He took slurped another bite of the sloppy sandwich. “Frankie, how can you eat that?” Sebastian grumbled. “It’s stinkin’ up the whole house!” “Open mouth, shove in, chew and swallow.” François shrugged.
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“Dude!” Sebastian elbowed his brother. “Can you believe we’re on our way to Ireland?“ “I can’t get my seatbelt fastened!” François fumbled with the clasps. “Here, hold Pendragon.” Sebastian gently hoisted the mini-man from François’ lap. “There’s the little-bitty monkey-guy…goo-goo!” “Don’t call him that! It hurts his feelings.” “I’m just joking, Dude. Monkey…homunculus…get it?” “Duh?” François rolled
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“Whoa! Dude!” François slammed their bedroom door and dropped his book bag. “How’d you do that?” “Alchemy,” Sebastian gulped. “Damn…” “I fused Einsteinium, Fluorine, Cobalt…& whatever. Then, Phydeaux ate it and now he’s a…” “Wow. No way!” “Mom’s gonna kill me.” “Naaah! We’ll we teach him to use the litter box again.” “Whaddaya mean, again?” “Dude!
Ergo, the Ogre 