#TheOlympusTarot
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It all began with an avocado pit that appeared midair one day. It just hung there, waiting for something to happen. So, Og and Julie, the only two people (Cave dwellers) on the planet observed it for a few days. Eventually, Julie had an idea. “Og, here’s what we do: get two big-big toothpicks and
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Larry was one of those people who couldn’t keep track of his stuff. The other farmers made fun of him for always losing things and nicknamed him Loser Larry. The poor guy wasted so much time looking for lost things that his farm was suffering. On this particular day, he’d lost a sandal. He was
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Herbert was a bit of a show-off and more than a little conceited. He thought that he was all that and a bag of ambrosia, to be honest. He was a nice enough guy and had a lot of friends. Girls liked him, too. Herbert was known as the Chick Magnet of Crete. Herbert’s dad
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Preston is a troubled youth and extremely large for his age. The former is due, in part, to his lack of social skills and his parents’ peculiar philosophy on socialization. For instance, rather than letting him go outside and play with other giant children, they insisted that he stay indoors and watch videos of kids
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Wildon was an odd one. Abandoned in the forest haphazardly by irresponsible parents — a human and a goat — he was adopted and raised by a family of timber sheep. They did the best they could with him, but timber sheep are not skilled in parenting outside their species, let alone an interspecific child.
Ergo, the Ogre 