This week’s prompt for the Shapeshifting 13 Writing Challenge is the image below.
Exactly 52 words.
“Helen?”
“Yes, Jim?”
“Are those goats I see?”
“Stunning, aren’t they?”
“Absolutely breathtaking! But…”
“But what?”
“Remember last years’ cow fiasco? We certainly don’t want to go through that again… up & down, down & up.”
“Jim, don’t be gauche.”
“I’m not gauche.”
“This time I remembered to put the ladder away.”
Ergo, the Ogre 
Tell it like it is