One door closes and
another one opens, but
suddenly slams shut.

it often happens with me :P
You’re not a Jehovah’s Witness are you?
Not even close. I’m a Jew.
HAHAHA!! I just “got” your comment. Good one!
You must have been at my place in January–SLAM! Perhaps I can pry it back open in a few weeks :)
Of course it slams shut when you forgot to jam it with a foot. Remember, no pain, no gain. :D
Hahah! Good one!
Murphy, I know him well! :D
Same here!
Whatcha think?