It’s Fibbing Friday again so get ready to lie like a rug! This week’s questions are below.
- 1. What is a tie-dye
It was when Jerry Garcia created homemade ties while tripping on mushrooms.
- 2. What is a raglan sleeve
It is a sleeve made of mechanic’s shop towels and Handi-Wipes. They were popular during the Depression before people discovered Zoloft and Jerry Garcia ties.
- 3. What is a seersucker
Aside from being the definition of one who sucks seers, seersucker is kind of like succotash, but you can wear it. Edible sleeves.
- 4. What is meant by a dropped waist
A dropped waist is what happens to women of a certain age who don’t do enough sit-ups.
- 5. What is a yoke collar
A yoke collar is what people who are into S&M use for a good time.
- 6. What is meant by pigeon-toed
It means having toes similar to that of a pigeon; three instead of five.
- 7. How many pleats are in a kilt
It depends on how wide the kilt is.
- 8. What is bias binding
It’s when people hold a gun to your head and tell you what your opinion is.
- 9. What is velcro
It’s kind of like kevlar but it sticks to things.
- 10. What is twill webbing
Twill webbing is an elite type of web crafted by the elusive twill spider.
Ergo, the Ogre 
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