I’m a little late with Fibbing Friday this week (well, last week now) due to the tornado that blew through the area. We were without power for a few days. Anyway, here we go!
1. What is a huskador?
A huskador is a cross between a corn husk and a humidor. I am not sure, nor is anyone else, what it is used for but it cerainly is a high-tech invention.
2. What is a cavapoo?
A Cavapoo is a rather rude male poodle who treats all female dogs cavalierly.
3. What is a chorkie?
It’s something men do in private to a chicken.
4. What is a lollie?
It is an exercise done with the tongue.
5. What is a dorkie?
It is a key that will open the door if inserted properly.
6. What is a springador?
This is what happens when you use the wrong dorkie.
7. What is a scottie?
A brand of toilet paper that for some reason, is not capitalized.
8. What is a puggle?
It is similar to juggling, except you drop everything.
9. What is a pekalier?
It is a chandelier made in Peking.
10. What is a schnappy?
A schnappy is someone who drinks way to much schnapps, usually peppermint, and ends up with his elbows stuck to the bar. Do not marry a schnappie.
Ergo, the Ogre 
Tell it like it is