Ergo, the Ogre

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I’m a little late with Fibbing Friday this week (well, last week now) due to the tornado that blew through the area. We were without power for a few days. Anyway, here we go!

1. What is a huskador?

A huskador is a cross between a corn husk and a humidor. I am not sure, nor is anyone else, what it is used for but it cerainly is a high-tech invention.
2. What is a cavapoo?

A Cavapoo is a rather rude male poodle who treats all female dogs cavalierly.
3. What is a chorkie?

It’s something men do in private to a chicken.

4. What is a lollie?

It is an exercise done with the tongue.
5. What is a dorkie?

It is a key that will open the door if inserted properly.
6. What is a springador?

This is what happens when you use the wrong dorkie.
7. What is a scottie?

A brand of toilet paper that for some reason, is not capitalized.

8. What is a puggle?

It is similar to juggling, except you drop everything.

9. What is a pekalier?

It is a chandelier made in Peking.
10. What is a schnappy?

A schnappy is someone who drinks way to much schnapps, usually peppermint, and ends up with his elbows stuck to the bar. Do not marry a schnappie.

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Susan Marie Shuman is an author and freelance writer/editor who currently resides in the wilds of Birmingham, AL. She shares her life with two spoiled cats, several friends (not all of them imaginary) and one husband. When she’s not working, Susan enjoys horseback riding, reading, taking her cats for a spin in their pet stroller, and taking naps. An ex-bartender, recovering crash test dummy, and all-around late bloomer, Susan graduated from the University of South Alabama in 2004 with a BA in English. She minored in Russian. Long-range goals include visiting Israel, the Czech Republic and Liechtenstein. Susan is also planning to launch a micronation which would be called either Suzannistan or Eastern Suzanorovia.

8 responses to “Fibbing Friday | 03/26”

  1. Peter's pondering Avatar
    Peter’s pondering

    Is number 3 legal?

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      In most states it’s legal, I think. From what I understand, it’s one of those things that most men don’t talk about. The chicken would certainly never admi it. :-)

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  2. newepicauthor Avatar
    newepicauthor

    These were all so funny Susan. I am happy that you didn’t post a picture of those men doing their private acts to that chicken.

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      LOL! Yeah, I’m glad I didn’t have any pix like that to post.

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  3. ghostmmnc Avatar
    ghostmmnc

    Glad y’all got power back on and were okay. The tornado outbreak sure sounded scary.
    I got good laughs from your answers! Loved the puggle one! haha. :)

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      Thanks, ghostmmc! It was pretty scary.

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  4. pensitivity101 Avatar
    pensitivity101

    Hope you are all OK. Thanks for playing along. Stressful time!!

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      Yes, very stressful.

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