aka, The Abject Muse

The ‘pause

Slow, sweat-nasty burn.

Nothin’ sexy here, Bozo.

It’s Menopause, yeah?

Back away real slow.

Don’t make no sudden movements —

nobody’ll get hurt.

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25 responses to “The ‘pause”

  1. robtkistner Avatar
    robtkistner

    I get it, I get it – you’ll get no push back from me Susan!

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      :-)

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  2. Donna Matthews Avatar
    Donna Matthews

    This absolutely made me laugh out loud 😂- fun poem!

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  3. msjadeli Avatar
    msjadeli

    LMAO! Been there done that <3

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    1. sarahsouthwest Avatar
      sarahsouthwest

      Oh boy. You know. 🙄🔥

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      1. msjadeli Avatar
        msjadeli

        Great title also.

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      2. The Abject Muse Avatar
        The Abject Muse

        Indeed, I do. Ugh! :-)

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    2. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      I wish there were a way to circumvent the ‘pause.

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  4. lillian Avatar
    lillian

    Oh I LOVE this!
    LOL…..but OH SO TRUE!
    Blessings on those who understand the hilarity of this post, but also the stark incredibly uncomfortable and discombobalizing dehumanizing truth of it as well!

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      Thank you so much, Lillian.

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  5. lillian Avatar
    lillian

    PS: and I also meant to say…..GREAT title for it! :)

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  6. Charmed Chaos Avatar
    Charmed Chaos

    OMG- Laughing out loud here! Thank you for this!

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      So glad you enjoyed. :-)

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  7. pvcann Avatar
    pvcann

    I have lived with this :)

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      Me too. No fun. :-)

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      1. pvcann Avatar
        pvcann

        No, I agree, no fun

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  8. Frank Hubeny Avatar
    Frank Hubeny

    I like those last two lines of caution.

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      Thanks, Frank. I try to be fair. :-)

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  9. V.J. Knutson Avatar
    V.J. Knutson

    ha ha…love it!

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      :-)

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  10. Phillip Scott Avatar
    Phillip Scott

    YES!

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  11. purplepeninportland Avatar
    purplepeninportland

    Love, love, love this, Susan!

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      So glad you enjoyed, P3! :-)

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  12. Ron. Avatar
    Ron.

    I’ve been face-to-face with LOTS of scary things in my life, but none quite so, um…

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar
      The Abject Muse

      Potentially violent and crazy?

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