It’s Fibbing Friday again and our host is PCGuyIV of Thoughts & Theories fame. This week, rather than specific questions to answer, I have a bunch of medical and anatomical words that need definitions. Obviously, those need to be definitions that you won’t find in any dictionary or textbook. Have fun!
sphincter
a portion of the anatomy that puckers in response to fear.
phalanges
Kind of like fallen angels but refers to fallen arches (Like when a McDonald’s goes out of business).
rectum
this occurs when any portion of one’s anatomy becomes broken or fails to work. Example: “Parts of your brain are not working because you rectum.”
varicose
Very close, but not close enough. Example: Varicos only counts in horseshoes.
aorta
Slang for something one should do: Ah orta do that…
vein
An old Carly Simon song: You’re so Vein
artery
It’s similar to archery but instead of shooting arrows,, one arms their bow with pieces of art–the more expensive, the better!
alveolus
Al Veolus: That guy from the old neighborhood who became a plumber.
bacteria
The back of the cafeteria
virus
When YouTube videos go viral it is because they’ve contracted a virus.
Whatcha think?