Ergo, the Ogre

Welcome to the daily Three Things Challenge.
Use your imagination and creativity using one, two or all three words that may or may not be related. There are no restrictions regarding length, style, or genre, though please keep it family friendly.

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Your three words today are:
BOTHER
ROTATE
CRUISE

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It was a perfect early summer evening, and our heroes were sitting on their front stoop trying to decide how to spend their Friday night. The possibilities seemed endless for two handsome, young men in muscle shirts.

“What do you wanna do?”

“I dunno,” Rocco shrugged. “What do you wanna do?

“It’s Friday night. We could cruise East Colfax like we normally do.” Carlo suggested.

“Naaaah!” Rocco complained. “We never meet any chicks, and nobody ever tries to race us; nobody even notices us ’cause our car’s a piece o’ cacare.“

“Hey,” Carlo cautioned. “That’s my ride you’re talkin’ about. Show some respect.”

“You know what I mean,” Rocco back pedaled. “She’s not chromed, the radio don’t work, she needs a paint job, the tires are missing hubcaps … shall I go on?”

“You have any idea how much all that costs?” Carlo snapped. “We’d have to get jobs!”

“Jobs?” Rocco thought for a minute. “Maybe if we rotate the tires?”

“For what? They’re all bald!”

“Okay, if cruisin’ the ‘fax is out, what are we gonna do?”

“We could go down to Marzano’s and get a pizza.” Carlo said. “I hear there’s a couple o’ new waitresses we could bother. “

“You got any money?”

“Al Marzano’s my uncle, remember? What do we need money for?”

“Oh, yeah.”

“Let’s go!”