Ergo, the Ogre

It’s Fibbing Friday again! This week’s words are below:

1. Who was buried in King Tut’s tomb?

Jimmy Hoffa

2. Why did the Sphinx have a lion’s body and a human head?

His parents had an interspecific relationship.

3. What month of the year did the Nile River overflow its banks?

It was that month when they had all that rain.

4. How many gods did the ancient Egyptians worship?

I think Pharoah was the main one. But then they worshiped cats, too, so I don’t know.

5. How much makeup did Cleopatra wear?

Not as much as Tammy Faye but more than Boy George.

6. How long was Nefertiti’s neck?

Her neck was as long as a baby giraffe’s.

7. Why did the Egyptians walk so strangely?

They walked normally until that song by the Bangles came out: Walk Like an Egyptian.

8. How many pyramids did they build?

None. The slaves built them all.

9. What was Ramses II known for?

Reuseable prophylactics.

10. What did the Egyptians do in Karnak?

Walked like Egyptians.