It’s Fibbing Friday again!
This week our theme is everyday items redefined.
We all know what these are, but if we didn’t, how would you describe/explain them?
These are the words for this week:
- Carpet.
A small or female carp.
2. Flannel.
A Tex-Mex dessert invented in El Paso, TX
3. Microwave.
A microscopic wave upon a tiny ocean
4. Timer.
A person who is obsessed with how much time something takes
5. Coaster
A car that has no gears and will not go in reverse. You just release the emergency brake and … coast.
6. Dish cloth.
A cloth made exclusively of dishes.
7. Bag
What a person who is extremely unattractive wears over their head.
8. Blender
Colloquial for chameleon
9. Grater
More than, better than, stronger than
10. Peeler
A banana that is easy for a monkey to peel but difficult for a human
Ergo, the Ogre 
Tell it like it is