Fibbin’ Friday | 05/23/2025

  1. Carpet.

A Tex-Mex dessert invented in El Paso, TX

3. Microwave.

A microscopic wave upon a tiny ocean

4. Timer.

A person who is obsessed with how much time something takes

5. Coaster

A car that has no gears and will not go in reverse. You just release the emergency brake and … coast.

6. Dish cloth.

A cloth made exclusively of dishes.

7. Bag

What a person who is extremely unattractive wears over their head.

8. Blender

Colloquial for chameleon

9. Grater

More than, better than, stronger than

10. Peeler

A banana that is easy for a monkey to peel but difficult for a human


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7 responses to “Fibbin’ Friday | 05/23/2025”

  1. Esther Chilton Avatar

    These are funny. Thanks for the smile.

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar

      You’re very welcome. I’m happy to have made you smile!

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  2. newepicauthor Avatar

    Great answers, Susan. I knew this girl who was so ugly that she was a double bagger. I had to put a bag over my head just in case the bag over her head came off.

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    1. The Abject Muse Avatar

      Yikes! That’s worse than Coyote Ugly! :-)

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  3. lisaapaul Avatar

    These are so good!

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  4. pensitivity101 Avatar

    Loved #1, #9 and #10. Thanks for playing along.

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