Welcome to the daily Three Things Challenge.
Use your imagination and creativity using one, two or all three words that may or may not be related. There are no restrictions regarding length, style, or genre, though please keep it family friendly.
Tag your responses with 3TC, #threethingschallenge or TTC, and you can add Di’s logo if you wish.
Your final three words this week are:
BIND
BLIND
ABOUND
Ingrid slammed on her brakes as the bright yellow Corvette cut her off from the on ramp.
“What. Am I invisible or are you blind?” She shouted at the offending car.
California plates. Stupid people abound!
She thought about gunning it and passing the ‘vette (as if her 2011 Element was capable of such) so she could flip the driver off but decided against it. People are nuts these days. They might have a gun; who knew?
Ingrid pulled into the parking lot at work to find the very same yellow Corvette with California plates — parked sideways of course — in the handicapped slot.
Hmmm. Could this be my new co-worker? Things could get interesting.
As Ingrid got settled in her office, there came a knock on the door.
“Entree vous, por favor,” she said jokingly.
The door opened and in rolled a middle-aged man in a wheelchair, with her boss right behind him.
“Ingrid Chenevert, I’d like you to meet your new supervisor, Mr. Joe Schitt, from Santa Ana, California.”
You gotta be shittin’ me.
Ingrid got up to shake his hand and to tell Mr. Schitt how nice it was to meet him.
“It’s nice to meet you too, Ms. Chenevert.”
Ingrid smiled sweetly, “Is that your yellow Corvette I saw in the parking lot?”
“Yes, yes,” he said proudly. “That’s my baby. I call her Sharona, y’know, like the song? My Sharona.“
Why doesn’t that surprise me?
“Very clever,” Ingrid gushed. “Sharona is a very cute car, although I think she could use a new rear-view mirror.”
Mr. Schitt looked puzzled, “Why do you say that?”
“Because the one you have doesn’t seem to work.”
Whatcha think?