Author: Ergo, the Ogre

  • Second Thoughts

    Second Thoughts

    It’s Fireblossom Friday, over at the Imaginary Garden with Real Toads. Our task today is to create a poem using one of the following words:

    1. Schadenfreude. (German) The experience of joy, pleasure, or self-satisfaction that comes from the learning of or witnessing the troubles, failures or humiliation of another.2. Bete Noire. (French) A person or thing that one particularly dislikes.

      3. Sturm Und Drang. (German) Storm and stress.

      4, Saudade. (Portuguese) A deep emotional state of nostalgic or profound melancholic longing for an absent something or someone that one loves.

      5. Mox Nix. (German) Bastardization of “Es macht nichts”, used by American GI’s in WWII Europe to mean “It doesn’t matter” or “It makes no difference.”  Some of them brought the phrase home with them.

      6. Fahrvergnugen (German) Driving pleasure. Used in 1990 ads for Volkswagen automobiles. “Say the word!” I got the whole idea for this post from listening to a tape I made of songs off the radio from around 1990. Amid the Howard Jones and Toto songs were ads featuring “Fahrvergnugen” (for VW) and Joe Isuzu, not to mention Tubby’s Submarines “No Place For Wimps.” So I ran with it.


    Mox nix

    that you left me

    for someone else.

    But now you’re having second thoughts?

    Mox nix.

     

    SusanWritesPrecise/ Susan Marie Shuman
    touchofmodern.com
  • Brazen Lust

    Brazen Lust

    Today’s writing prompts for the 3TC over at The Haunted Wordsmith are after hours, affair, share.

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    Frankie bartends at a 1980s after hours club in downtown Denver, called Rail. His wife Celeste, is none too pleased with this, but she has to admit the money he brings home is phenomenal. Yet, Celeste’s worries are well-founded. The last time Frankie worked as a bartender he’d had an affair with a bimbo woman named Brandi (with a tiny circle over the “i”). It was not just a no-strings, hit & run, one-time thing; this was a serious, full-blown love affair. Everybody knew about it and of course, Celeste was the last to find out.

    It had been close, but Celeste and Frankie were able to save their marriage. Brandi had since moved to a different state and hopefully began a happy, new life.

    In any case, that was then and this is now, as they say.

    One night, when Frankie was getting ready to go to work, he picked out a brand new silk shirt and paired it with his best black slacks. By the end of his shift, both would be ruined: sweat stains, spilled booze, who knew what else. Suddenly, Celeste had a funny feeling in the pit of her stomach. She didn’t let on that she suspected anything, though.

    As soon as Frankie left, Celeste hopped on the phone & called up her BFF, Gracie (no tiny circle over the “i”).

    “Gracie? Hey it’s me, Celeste.”

    “Yeah? I’ve only known you for fifteen years; I recognized your voice.”

    “Smart ass. Listen, I think Frankie’s screwing around again. Wanna go down to Rail with me?”

    “Sure! I’m always up for an adventure.”

    “K. I’ll pick you up in an hour.”

    Celeste hung up the phone and commenced to get dressed up in the sexiest outfit she could find. She’d gained a few pounds since she’d last worn the strapless gold lamé dress, but she was still able to zip it up without too much fat spilling over the back. What did it matter? She wouldn’t be there long anyway.

    By the time Celeste and Gracie pulled into Rail’s parking lot, it was 2:30am and the place was packed.

    “This is perfect!” Celeste said. “Frankie won’t notice us amongst a crowd like this.”

    “Except for the fact you’re wearing gold lamé and that amazeballs mop of blonde hair,” Gracie pointed out.

    “Who cares? We’ll hang out in the back.”

    There was a long line of people waiting to get in, but Celeste and Gracie were able to butt-in line since Frankie worked there.

    Once inside, they found a small table toward the back of the club. “Time after Time” by Cyndi Lauper was blasting from the speakers. How appropriate, Celeste thought.

    Luckily, the cocktail waitress who came to take their order was a new-hire, and didn’t know Celeste. They’d each ordered a glass of champagne, and settled back to watch every move Frankie made. For awhile everything seemed on the up & up; Frankie made drinks and small talk with a couple of guys.

    And then it happened.

    “Oh, my God,” Celeste blinked.

    “What?” Gracie asked. “What is it?

    “That bitch Brandi is back. If she ever even left.”

    “Which one is she?” Gracie strained to see.

    “That little brunette with the big hair. See her?”

    “Oh, the one kissing Frankie at the end of the bar, you mean?”

    Celeste watched her husband tickle Brandi’s tonsils for several seconds, and then downed the rest of her champagne.

    “Watch this, Gracie.”

    “What are you going to do?!”

    Celeste didn’t hear her as she sauntered toward Frankie and Brandi. They were still kissing when Celeste was right up on them, so she tapped Frankie’s shoulder.

    “Excuse me?”

    Frankie reluctantly broke away from Brandi’s embrace and when he saw his wife, his face turned ashen. Brandi just stood next to ‘her man’ with a smirk on her lips.

    “Pardon the interruption, but Frankie, are you going to share with me this time? It’s not fair that you keep all the pretty girls to yourself.” Celeste began playing with Brandi’s hair while looking at her with feigned brazen lust.

     

     

    Susan Marie Shuman/SusanWritesPrecise

     

     

  • Family Twig

    Family Twig

    Today at the MindLoveMisery’s Menagerie blog, we have Tale Weaver. The visual prompts is the image below.


    “Gee, Dad. This place is really old!”

    “It certainly is, Bobby.”

    “Who used to live here?”

    “Believe it or not, Bobby, this is where your mother’s grandparents used to live,” Dad lied.

    “Wow!” Bobby’s eyes were the size of saucers. “They lived in a cave…with a door?!”

    “No, the door is new–well, newer. In fact, your mother used to visit on the weekends. I’ll bet she used to play with her favorite stick right over there.” Dad pointed to a wadi a few yards away.

    “A stick?” Bobby asked. “Didn’t she have any normal toys to play with?”

    “Back then Bobby, they didn’t have toys,” Dad explained. “Besides, your mother’s family was so poor, they couldn’t have afforded them anyway. She was lucky to have a stick!”

    “Wow…” Bobby marveled. “Were they like cavepeople, Dad? Did they hunt saber tooth tigers and stuff?”

    Dad thought for a moment, wishing he hadn’t started this story about his ex-wife. It was a little late now to recant, so he continued.

    “Neanderthals. Yes, that’s it! They were Neanderthals.” Dad stifled a grin and cleared his throat. “I don’t think they did much hunting though. They weren’t the smartest bunch. I believe they subsisted mostly on berries and whatever else they could forage. Scavengers, too. They’d pick at the leftover meat on the bones of the more adept cavepeople’s kills.”

    “Neanderthals?” Bobby repeated. “We’re learning about them in school. Since Mom is a Neanderthal, does that make me one, too?”

    “Oh, no Bobby. You took after my side, thankfully.”

    “How come Mom never talks about being a Neanderthal?”

    “Uh, well…I um…” Dad tried to think of something good. “Oh, it’s probably because she doesn’t like to brag.”

    “Dad?” Bobby’s voice took on a serious tone. “Is Mom what they call “the missing link?”

    Dad really had to stifle a laugh this time. “That’s right, Bobby,” Dad began with a smile. “Your mother is indeed, The Missing Link.” He just couldn’t resist!

    “Wow. That it’s so cool! If I were her, I’d tell the world!”

    “Bobby, listen.” Dad squatted down so he was eye-to-eye with Bobby. “Let’s just keep this between us. If your mother wanted you to know, she’d have told you. And who knows? Maybe she’ll explain it all to you when you’re older.”

    “A secret, just you and me, Dad?”

    “Just you and me, son.”

    “Deal!” Bobby stuck out his hand for his father to shake.

    “Deal!” Repeated Dad. “Now, we’d best be going. Your mother wants you home by four.”

    “Can’t I spend the night with you?”

    “Not this time, son,” Dad sighed. “I wish you could, though. Lord, how I wish you could.”

     

     

    SusanWritesPrecise/ Susan Marie Shuman
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  • Gratitude

    Gratitude

    The prompts for the Weekly Tanka Challenge over at the Ramblings of a Writer Blog are synonyms for the words emotions and healing.


    Sorrow

    is all I felt

    when you dumped me for her.

    My heart has mended; and now I

    thank you.

     

    Susan Marie Shuman/ SusanWritesPrecise
    popcorntimeforandroid.com
  • Stain

    Stain

    Today at the MindLoveMisery’s Menagerie Blog, it’s Heeding Haiku With Chèvrefeuille. Our task is to revise this Haiku by Basho:

    In these drops of dew
    Let me wash as a trial
    The dust of this world.


    Morning dewdrops heal,

    cleanse this human-stained planet

    time and time again.

     

    SusanWritesPrecise/ Susan Marie Shuman
    dreamicus.com