Author: Ergo, the Ogre

  • Barbie’s Big Adventure

    Barbie’s Big Adventure

    Photo by Julee Juu @ Unsplash

  • 3TC MM21 | The Stupid Triangle

    3TC MM21 | The Stupid Triangle


  • 3TC MM21 | Moths Don’t Cry

    3TC MM21 | Moths Don’t Cry


    Your lies so sweet

    drew me in like

    flies to honey.

    Saying the words you knew

  • 2nd Grade & Why I’m Not Catholic

    2nd Grade & Why I’m Not Catholic

     


    The piece below recounts the actual events of a day at St. James Elementary School in Arlington Heights, IL. 1966, or so.


     I flunked a phonics test and

    Sister Eleanor is scowling like Satan:

    goose-stepping back and forth, spitting

    “God Hates You Brats.” She doesn’t know that God

    likes kids, even brats and kids who flunk

    phonics tests. The big kids call her a Nazi;

    another word for booger–like snot–and the

    funniest word in the world.

    Booger Eleanor! I giggle and

    she lurches at me like a rabid penguin. Now,

    I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe and her claws

    snarl the back of my neck while my lunch

    hot-scratches my throat. Someone drops

    a pencil and my face jack-hammers the desk where

    my dog’s initials are because I love her and

    long division is hard. Red plops from my

    nose and the lisping boy with lazy-eye starts

    crying because his last trip to the drinking fountain

    is tinkling from his chair and onto his shoe.

    Booger Eleanor is howling

    and her face is sweat-gray. The lisping boy’s

    belt is in her hand now, but Booger Nazi doesn’t get

    to kill him because our normal teacher from

    last year who isn’t a nun and doesn’t hate us,

    or God,

    strolls in with the Principal.

     

    Susan Marie Shuman/ SusanWritesPrecise
    St. James Catholic Church & Elementary School

     

  • Sparkle in Black

    Sparkle in Black

    At their first recording session they recorded the 12-bar blues “Black Slacks”, with Paul Anka (who had been recording in the studio earlier that day) as an uncredited background singer. [citation needed] Released as a single soon after, “Black Slacks” became a local hit and slowly built-up national recognition as the group set out on a tour that crisscrossed the U.S. several times over, also performing on The Nat King Cole Show, American Bandstand, and The Ed Sullivan Show. “Black Slacks” remained on the U.S. charts for over four months (a rarity at that time), peaking at #17 on the Billboard Hot 100 late in 1957.