Author: Ergo, the Ogre

  • XI Strength | The Absolute Wizard

    XI Strength | The Absolute Wizard

    “Yes, sir.”

    “But now that’s not good enough for you?”

    “Okay. Cosmo began. “I’m gonna tell you what. Tomorrow, you come to work with me and we gonna see how you like it. All I ask is that you give it a fair shot.”

    “Dad?” Trevor’s younger sister, Corinne asked. “Can I go too? Please?”

    “No, honey. It is not a place for girls.” He gently pinched her cheek.

    “Dad? I can’t do this.” Trevor said and handed his dad back the sledgehammer. “I’m wasting your time and my own.”

    “I missed the chariot. Mom said I could stay home.”

  • 3TC #MM82 | Pyramid Scheme

    3TC #MM82 | Pyramid Scheme

    pink rose


  • Fibbing Friday | 06/06/2025

    Fibbing Friday | 06/06/2025


    7] Which ‘Popeye’ actor died in 2025?

    8] At the Oscars in 2025, which film won the best picture award?

    Bob.

    Old Phone Booth
  • 1 The Magician | Bernie, et al.

    1 The Magician | Bernie, et al.

    Customer: How about you make me a sandwich, buddy? I gotta get back to work.

    Melina: I told you! Mommy said not to play with knives!

    Customer: What the…? Where’s Yanni?

    Maybe working with animals is the ticket. So, Bernie landed a position at a horse farm. All he had to do was feed, water, and exercise the horses. Bernie hadn’t spent much time around horses, but he liked them. He thought they were cool-looking.

    The feeding and watering part of the job was executed without incident. And now it was time for Bernie to exercise the first cool-looking horse. He was an older black gelding, a gentle giant with the patience of Job. He was erroneously named Bucephalus, after Alexander the Great’s horse.

    Bernie happily spent his time roaming around the countryside and trying to make friends with people, animals, and trees.

    1 The Magician, Olympus Tarot
  • The Ride

    The Ride