Author: Ergo, the Ogre

  • Sleight of Heart

    Sleight of Heart

    Today’s prompt at the Go Do Go Café: Write a story or poem that ends with the phrase “he shredded her dreams in dignified air of victory


    He said it could quite possibly be the most important text he’d ever sent (to her), and would she like to meet him at The Bamboo Banshee for an early dinner.

    Hell, yeah, she would!

    With her wild heart pounding, Renée texted back saying she would be there at 6:00.

    What could it be? They did business together occasionally, but this was a Sunday. And it’s so out of the blue. Leonard is not the spontaneous sort. He said it was important…What if…?

    And Renée allowed herself to hope that maybe, just maybe Leonard had changed his mind. Maybe he’d dumped what’s-her-name and realized there really was something between himself and Renée.

    “Holy crap,” she mumbled. “What am I gonna wear?”

    The news came on and the weatherman was calling for snow that evening. Renée paused to listen, but then tuned it out. She’d ride a ten-speed bike through a blizzard for Leonard. Meteorologists were wrong 50% of the time, anyway.

    She made sure she arrived at The Bamboo Banshee early enough to down a couple glasses of wine before Leonard showed up. She told herself she wanted some time to think; what she really did was allow her imagination to run away with itself.  It was true, anything could happen that evening. By the time she was half-way through her second glass of wine, Renée was up for pretty much anything life could throw at her as long as it involved Leonard.

    She glanced up as he walked through the door. He was as beautiful as ever.  How she adored that man! When Leonard saw her, he smiled that killer smile that made Renée melt like a Popsicle on August asphalt.

    He rested his chin on the ball of his left hand, and gazed dreamily into her eyes. Heart racing and stomach somersaulting, Renée savored every nanosecond of his attention.  While wondering what would happen next, Renée gazed right back into his baby blues. She felt like crying, but didn’t know why. These potential tears were neither sad nor happy, just tears.

    “You really are gorgeous, Renée. “ Leonard sighed. “You know that, don’t you?”

    “All I know is what you tell me.” Her heart was racing.

    Just then, a waiter appeared and reached to light the candle at their table.

    “My name Chin. I am your server this evening. I can start you with appetizer and a drink for you, sir?”

    Leonard glanced at Renée’s empty wine glass. “Another for the lady and a glass of red for me, please.

    “What about appetizer? Lady look hungry!” Chin joked.

    Renée blushed. Although svelte and slinky now, at one time she tipped the scales at 211 lbs. References to hunger and weight still failed to amuse her.

    “Hell, yes!” Renée blurted. “Lady starving. Bring Lady Happy Family appetizer and gentleman miso soup!”

    “Okay, ma’am,” Chin mumbled and slunk away, bemused. Americans were so weird.

    “You remembered I like miso.” Leonard smiled, ignoring Renée’s outburst.

    “I remember everything. So! Tell me. What’s this little rendezvous about?”

    “Oh, right.” He cleared his throat and looked at her with those dreamy blue eyes. “I wanted to ask you —”

    Chin had arrived with their wine and soup, and quickly served them without making eye contact. Renée took a sip of her Chardonnay, waiting for him to leave.

    “Ask me what, Leonard?” Her green eyes sparkled with anticipation.

    “Oh, just that the Firm has taken on a new partner, Peter Marrano is his name. He’s bright, attractive, and funny as hell —“

    “What’s that got to do with me?”

    “Hopefully everything!”

    “I don’t understand…” but she was afraid she did.

    “If you’re interested, I‘d like to introduce the two of you. He’s alone and new to the city, and you’re not in a relationship…”

     

    With that, he shredded her dreams in dignified air of victory.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • Dazzled

    Dazzled

    It’s Quadrille Monday over at the dVerse Poets Pub! Today’s task is to create a poem of 44 words using the word, fill.


     

    It was mid-July when I saw you

    for the first time.

    Stars dazzle the midnight

    sky but quickly fade

    compared

    to the stars in my eyes.

    Your voice like

    warm scotch:

    smooth

    rich

    velvet.

    The moon

    full and bursting

    gold.

    You hung it,

    yes?

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • Brut & Bali Hai

    Brut & Bali Hai

    It’s that time again: Chelsea Ann Owens’ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. The theme again is love. Utter yayness!

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    Sometimes when I miss you bad

    and I’m feeling really sad

    I hitch a ride and go downtown

    to the drugstore.

     

    I wander the aisles

    until I find, the scent of Brut

    so sweet, so fine.

    I take a sniff & close my eyes.

     

    I remember your lips

    the way they feel

    so hot and so unreal

    I get a sort of contact high

     

    Cuz you’ve been sipping Bali Hai.

    The magical wine

    that’s yours & mine

    and makes me feel not shy.

     

    I pray to God for me you’ll wait

    for the day your friends can’t call me jailbait.

    Do you love me, or love me not?

    I hope you do because you’re hot.

     

     

    SusanWritesPrecise

     

     

     

  • The Prickly Pear

    The Prickly Pear

    It’s time for Chelsea Anne Owens’ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest! Again. The theme is still love, but this time the form is a sonnet. 


    My love is like a prickly pear

    Stuck inside my underwear

    Its bittersweet pain reminds me

    this love was not meant to be.

    Yet on we go, the sting ignored

    until we both got really bored.

     

    And so one day, we parted ways

    in spite of sometimes happy days.

    As for that old prickly pear,

    It’s no longer in my underwear.

    That nasty sting forever gone

    just like my love, forever wrong.

  • Sometimes Love

    Sometimes Love

    Guess what? It’s time for Chelsea Anne Owens’ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest! This time the theme is love.


    Sometimes…

    Love is like a dirty sock.

    You smell it a mile away

    stealthily hiding beneath a rock.

    But you turn it over anyway

    to find bugs and maggots crawling ’round

    but you don’t mind the stinky bouquet

    because it’s love you finally found.

     

    Other times…

    Love is like a thug

    jumping on you in the dark

    beating  the crap out of your heart

    and leaves you smiling in a pool of blood.

    Wondering what will happen next?

    You get a nasty screw-you text.

     

    And Then Sometimes…

    Love can feel just right

    until the day you realize

    you were blinded by the phony light

    of truths  turned into stinking lies.

    You feel foolish and oh, so dumb!

    And then your heart fades to numb.