The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest
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It’s Fandango’s Flashback Friday again! I crafted the piece below for the terrible poetry contest, and now it’s being recycled for #FFF. It’s that time again: The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest hosted my Chelsea Ann Owens! Our mission is to create a senryu about a small, innocuous animal of our choice. Armadillo lies in the
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This post is being recycled for Fandango’s Flashback Friday, aka #FFF. Once again, it’s time for Chelsea Ann Owens’ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. Our writing prompt is Springtime, and my terrible poem is below. Springtime in the Dirty South don’t last fer long Well, hush my mouth! Magnolia trees are the best part smell
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It’s time for some really bad poetry again! This time, Chelsea Ann Owens has given us “Little Willie” as the prompt. Little Willie turned eighteen so his father bought him a car. As he handed him the keys He said “Son, drive fast; drive far.” Willie headed for Hollywood to become a movie
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It’s that time again: Chelsea Ann Owens’ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. The theme again is love. Utter yayness! *** Sometimes when I miss you bad and I’m feeling really sad I hitch a ride and go downtown to the drugstore. I wander the aisles until I find, the scent of Brut so sweet, so
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It’s time for Chelsea Anne Owens’ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest! Again. The theme is still love, but this time the form is a sonnet. My love is like a prickly pear Stuck inside my underwear Its bittersweet pain reminds me this love was not meant to be. Yet on we go, the sting ignored until
Ergo, the Ogre 