Tag: Chelsea Ann Owens
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Read more: Sex Ed. 101
It’s time for some really bad poetry again! This time, Chelsea Ann Owens has given us “Little Willie” as the prompt. Little Willie turned eighteen so his father bought him a car. As he handed him the keys He…
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Read more: Brut & Bali Hai
It’s that time again: Chelsea Ann Owens’ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. The theme again is love. Utter yayness! *** Sometimes when I miss you bad and I’m feeling really sad I hitch a ride and go downtown to the drugstore.…
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Read more: The Prickly Pear
It’s time for Chelsea Anne Owens’ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest! Again. The theme is still love, but this time the form is a sonnet. My love is like a prickly pear Stuck inside my underwear Its bittersweet pain reminds me…
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Read more: Sometimes Love
Guess what? It’s time for Chelsea Anne Owens’ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest! This time the theme is love. Sometimes… Love is like a dirty sock. You smell it a mile away stealthily hiding beneath a rock. But you turn it…
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Read more: Hunka-Hunka
Once again it’s time for Chelsea Ann Owens’ Terrible Poetry Contest! This week our prompt is Big Rock Candy Mountain. When I ain’t got no tomorrows when the strings all bust on my banjo I’m gonna change my undershirt an’…
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Read more: The Neon Nose
It’s the Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest #52, hosted by Chelsea Ann Owens This time our prompt is the word birth. I’ve a birthmark upon nose and in the dark it glows I want to remove it but the doctors say…
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Read more: I’m Gonna
It is time once again for Chelsea Ann Owens’ Weekly Terrible Writing Contest. This week’s prompt is the word fifty, and the entire mess poem must be exactly 50 words. ~~ Now I’m gonna write a poem in exactly 50…