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Tag: Chelsea Ann Owens

  • The Neon Nose

    It’s the Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest #52, hosted by Chelsea Ann Owens This time our prompt is the word birth. I’ve a birthmark upon nose and in the dark it glows I want to remove it but the doctors say screw it for when my nose runs I’ll know where it goes!  

  • I’m Gonna

    It is time once again for Chelsea Ann Owens’ Weekly Terrible Writing Contest. This week’s prompt is the word fifty, and the entire mess poem must be exactly 50 words. ~~ Now I’m gonna write a poem in exactly 50 words. I cannot think of anything. Hey look! Outside there’s birds! What’s that falling from…

  • Simplicity

    Simplicity

    Come here, my poet, and prepare to enter the Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest #49! The topic is Hallowe’en. O, what shall I be for Hallowe’en? A monster, a princess or a Lima bean? With pumpkins carved and burning bright if one tips over the porch will ignite. Trick-or-treaters won’t come if the house is on…

  • Me & Fred

    Me & Fred

    Once again, it’s time for Chelsea Ann Owens’ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. The theme is Wild West. I’m ridin’ the range that ain’t never gonna change with my horse named Fred Fred is red: Red Fred. He’s my best friend til the very end. We set up camp when nighttime comes Fred can’t help for…

  • Spicing the Pumpkin

    Spicing the Pumpkin

    It’s time for Chelsea Ann Owens‘ Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. The theme is pumpkin spice and the form is Tanka. Below is my attempt at terrible Tanka writing. Autumn aroma fills the air with Halloween making one nauseous: too much candy and chasing it with ten beers then puking.