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Tag: Chelsea Ann Owens

  • Perpetually Deployed

    Once again it’s time for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. Yay! This time we are to create an acrostic poem using the name of a celebrity or favorite habit.   Kim’s ol’ butt: As big as a barrel, Round like a Double-Stuffed Moon Pie And wobbly as Jell-O. Sort of like a Humongous Air Bag.…

  • Ode to Sweat

    It’s time for the 43rd weekly Terrible Poetry Contest over at Chelsea Ann Owens’ Blog. Writing cliché, mis-metered verse can be tricky; only those stuck in bad, beginner habits can truly pull it off. For a bit of guidance, read my basic outline. Ready? Excellent. Let’s begin. Here are the specifics for this week: The Topic is free-versing…