Tarot
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I didn’t always look like this, you know. Before those stupid elves came around, I stood tall and proud. Now I lean backward. It feels as though I could tip over at any moment. And I most certainly was not hollow! Squatters! That’s what those darn elves are. There ought to be a law! But
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Arielle did not fit in well with her family and there was nothing anyone could do about it. While she weaved gorgeous rugs on her loom, every other rug would inexplicably turn into a spider web. Of course, a ready-made spider web was an invitation for arachnids to move in, which they did. Unfortunately, everyone
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It was no secret that Hughie had a monster-crush on Andre, but no one talked about it. To the ancient Greeks, same-sex relationships were a rite of passage — kind of like cow-tipping and snipe hunting. These are things one does as a teenager, but rarely if ever did these activities continue to adulthood. That
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Harry was baffled. Here he was a handsome, successful, warrior-type with a six-pack that wouldn’t quit, and he could not get a date. No matter how polite or how many times he’d grin that reckless grin of his, women just didn’t go for him. At first, it looked like speed dating might be the answer,
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Tony was not pleased with his lot in life. In fact, it was the opposite of everything he dreamed of growing up. He was a precocious child, a gregarious teenager and captain of his high school chariot-racing team. Tony was also a total chick magnet. Girls liked him and he liked them even more. A
Ergo, the Ogre 