“Whoa! Dude!” François slammed their bedroom door and dropped his book bag. “How’d you do that?”
“Alchemy,” Sebastian gulped.
“Damn…”
“I fused Einsteinium, Fluorine, Cobalt…& whatever. Then, Phydeaux ate it and now he’s a…”
“Wow. No way!”
“Mom’s gonna kill me.”
“Naaah! We’ll we teach him to use the litter box again.”
“Whaddaya mean, again?”
“Dude! He was a cat in the first place, remember?”
“Oh, yeah!”
Ergo, the Ogre 
Tell it like it is